Double Diddle

To masturbate with both hands.

"I asked her to send me a pic where she's diddling herself, and she told me she wouldn't have a free hand."
" Oh, she must double diddle."

by sangreazul July 21, 2016

pre-diddle

preliminary activities before the act of the diddles. See Diddle Definition

man dude carter gave gabbie the best pre-diddle last night

by ThisDiddleMaster69 June 11, 2016

daffy diddle

To wear a fake duck nose and slap a female in the face with your erect penis after coating it in chocolate and peanut butter.

bro last night i hit her with that daffy diddle

by jpdaffy February 21, 2017

Butt Diddler

Eliott Kohler

Eliott Kohler is a butt diddler.

by Tobasc0sauce November 6, 2017

Alabama diddler

When a girl Licks your gooch

I got an Alabama diddler last night and man did I ever bust a nut

by Messejorton December 3, 2017

dipshit-diddlyshit

Tiresome and trivial debate involving endless quiddities (I heard an angry Lesbian activist use this at a Gay Activists Alliance meeting in NYC, early 1973, and have enjoyed employing the expression myself since then).

I'm tired of the dipshit-diddlyshit argument!

by Ofanoan January 3, 2018

foo diddle doo

When someone is bored in a discord chat room and wants to talk to people but doesn't know how to get their attention.

Random person: FOO DIDDLE DOO ;-;
Some other dude: yo wtf??
Same random person: oh hai how ya doin? owo

by LieutenantPlayz101 June 11, 2018