Desert Cricket

A term for loud rude gas station clerks who bitch about stupid shit. Typically wear a turban and makes good Arabic folks look bad! Similar to moon crickets but desert crickets are middle eastern not African.

Fucking desert Cricket didn't know what Copenhagen Mint was! And tried hollering at me for buying beer for my kid brother! Fuckin Desert Cricket!

by Cummins12valve97 May 9, 2016

desert kiss

The act of kissing someone with your asshole.

"I'm pretty sure last night I got a desert kiss from Bernice!"

by SaucedOnYourFace March 16, 2017

devetrious

Describe as a loving, caring, trustworthy, good looking individual who will protect all those near and dear to them no matter the cost .

You're acting like such a devetrious right now

by Great apps chi September 18, 2017

desert hamburger

A really dry piece of meat.

"Omg she had the worst desert hamburger."

by SenorYumYum November 23, 2017

devestigated

When a scammer is unmasking by investigation and publication of their background, tactics and lies.

Have you heard about that scammer that tried to threaten me? I totally devestigated him and now everybody knows him for the scammer that he is.

by jstockholm February 15, 2018

Devereaux

He, who should have sex with the man with different colour eyes.

Wow, devereaux is angry.

by Domeluke May 30, 2018

Desertan

A person who was not raised in a desert climate, but has now become accustomed to extreme heat.

It was 90 degrees today and I was cold. Im a desertan now.

by sarahbee June 17, 2018