Derping

scared and coughing

"I'm just derping so hard." - Call Me Kevin

by powerwavz December 3, 2020

Derp

to waste time; doing anything and everything unproductive; piddlin' around

I was locked out of my apartment so I just derped around town until my roommate got home.

by Yamahm June 19, 2016

Derp

1)Some one who is a either a retard or stupid looking

2) Something random to say in a awkward situation

Look at that guy being a derp.

That derp is giving me eye cancer from looking at him.

Person: I'm Bi

Person 2: DERP

by Moosic June 10, 2016

Derp

It means that you are very silly or you aren’t serious

Nila sticks her tongue out and says derp

by Nila pie April 21, 2019

Derp

Typically someone who is either stupid and exhibits brainless tendencies on frequent occasions. Often can be seen staring blankly into the distance or with a confused frown when confronted by the simplest problem

Oh for the love of god Rafa got it arse about face again, that moron is a complete fucking Derp

by Whowasthatmaskedman November 26, 2018

Derp

A weird person, someone who doesn’t pick up on social cues. Makes weird, uncomfortable jokes at unessecary times. Really awkward.

“When I told Darien we had beaten the #2 team in the nation, she told me it was shocking because we ‘weren’t historically good in the past’, what a derp”

by TheeKeeblerElf April 5, 2023

Derp off

When a collection of people prone to derping gather and try to out derp each other.

Mike Huckabee and Rick Santorum seem to be having an epic DERP OFF.

by Slackisgabe June 4, 2015