clusterfuck

An unorganized mess, something that will be difficult to organize again.

Sara's room is a clusterfuck

by the drew-miester October 30, 2004

clusterfucker

Those drivers you see who leave a complete clusterfuck in their wake and have no idea of the chaos they cause.

You know, the ones who stop in the left lane cause they wanna make a right turn and don't want to be inconvenienced as to miss their street and have to go around the block, but don't give two shits or are just too self-absorbed to notice the four car pile up they almost caused by slamming on the brakes in the middle of the street before deciding to give any indication of their intentions by putting their right turn signal on once they are at a dead stop.

These same assclowns who exit the interstate from the left lane causeing the right two lanes of traffic to hit the brakes. Or they get to the end of an on ramp and STOP!

The ones who pull out of a shopping center straight to the left turn lane before figuring out they won't fit, so they end up completely blocking the lane going straight. And then just sit there, instead of backup up back into the parking lot and let traffic go by.

Can usually be found driving a prius, a caprice classic or some other shitty car.

"Look at this asshat coming out of the strip mall trying to get across two lanes of traffic to get to the left turn lane. Why didn't he just exit on the side street, and go straight thru the light? God, What a clusterfucker!"

"Check out this clusterfucker blocking the intersection?! Now we're gonna have to sit thru this light again... It should be legal to shoot stupid fucks."

by Hrothgar70 November 9, 2012

spell caster

Same as "witch" except painfully politically correct. First spotted on a Kmart Halloween display in 2004 in Macon, Georgia, USA. Kmart doesn't want to offend the witch demographic shopping at their stores, who might be offended by children impersonating authentic (and dillussional) witches, warlocks, and wiccans. Either that or Kmart does not want to be percieved by hypersensitive reactionaries as peddlers of the occult. Users of this word should be ridiculed almost as much as those who proport that witchcraft is real.

Litle darling, are you a spell caster for Halloween? You're so cute!

by Nick Mass October 29, 2004

Cluster

A series of headaches that occurs with the medical condition Cluster Headaches.

I have had cluster headaches for 10 years, but this CLUSTER is the worst.

by JJA December 22, 2004

mongolian cluster fuck

when a group of mongolians rape you and knock over your shity wall

last week i got a mongolian cluster fuck

by sloppy the sapien johnson2 July 13, 2010

cluster fuck

Bush Administration and FEMA's responses to American hurricane disasters in states of Louisiana
and Texas in 2005.

Recovery efforts in Louisiana after hurricanes Katrina were
the living example of a cluster fuck.
Evacuation efforts in Texas before hurricane Rita are
another fine example of cluster fuck.

Sadly, the world enjoys watching America cluster fuck itself.

by Brian Kovarik October 4, 2005

Muff Cluster

I cluster of Lumpy Vagina's in a group, that are hairy.

"woah you see that old muff cluster over there"

by GooberPawn July 30, 2009