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Cruise

by Cruiseishot March 25, 2023
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Cruise

A hot, handsome and humorous guy. Truly one of kind and and not exactly trustworthy but will keep all the secrets in the minds of his friends.
He is such a Cruise.
by Cruise's wife March 25, 2023
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walking cruise ship

A really fat person who needs assistant to walk or do anything.
by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024
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Tom Cruise

Tiny Tom Cruise has built a faltering Hollywood career by prancing around wearing high heels, standing on apple boxes, bouncing up and down on couches (like the child that he is) and, embarrassingly, even by pretending to be an action hero. All in a desperate and vain attempt at concealing his comical manletism and his painfully obvious homosexuality. Tiny Tom likes to visit gay bathhouses and enjoys going shopping for high heels with fellow midget and Napoleon complex deluxe sufferer David Miscavige.
Hey, isn't that tiny Tom Cruise holding hands with David Miscavige over there? Yeah, it sure is - those petite and effeminate crazed sissy manlets deserve each other!
by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024
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cruising round

In boxing, a cruising round is when a boxer slackens off on any offensive actions which are taxing on the body.
Ali's cruising round against Foreman was necessary for Ali to rest a little bit while continuing to tire Foreman out.
by JCA/Bremerton August 1, 2024
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Tom Cruise

Doesn't Exist
Tom Cruise Doesn't Exist so you can't use him in a sentence.
by Urban TDog February 7, 2023
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cruise the dual

to drive up and down main street, no real aim
hey mom, lets hop in the golf cart and cruise the dual
by pfount May 21, 2025
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