Critler

Critler; n.: A player of an RPG (role playing game) board game who, after declaring an attack on another player, consistently and inconveniently rolls the dice in such a way as to get a "crit" (short for 'Critical Hit'), resulting in the loss of one or more players. This player may or may not target 1 or more Jewish players of for-said game.

Awww, maaan, you gotta stop being such a Critler, y'know?

by PenultimateSuspense122 January 30, 2017

critter

a critter is a person like a redneck or a nasty homely person that smells and dyes their hair weird colors :)

Damn... that girls a nasty ass critter

by Aydxn January 27, 2019

Critical mass

The term medical professionals use to say "That ass is just too PHAT."

That women's ender regions has reached critical mass.

by Romoboi May 30, 2019

Critical thinking

Something Dogecoiners naturally and precociously lack.

Person 1: I am planning on investing all my life savings on a meme coin that is centralized, has no solid stable backing, is non turing complete, techless, unoriginal, forked from an existing project, energy consuming but is a funny meme instead of actually original, innovative and efficient cryptocurrencies.

Person 2: The things you described don't sound good... Try to engage your critical thinking for once.

Person 1: Of course not you silly... I am a Dogecoiner!

by ThomasAAnderson June 21, 2021

brita critter

Small black uglies that escape from the dirty side of a brita filter. Usually found floating in a glass of what could be delicious water.

I puked on the front lawn today after realizing the dog dish was harvesting a brita critter.

Jill warned me not to drink from the bottom of the jug, where the brita critters dwell.

by java monster February 24, 2008

Meth Critters

Also known as Crank Critters Typical to be found on anything just slightly out of your eyes focal point either moving quickly in the peripheral field of vision and then freezing just as soon as you turn to acknowledge its presence. Shapeshifters from another dimension known to turn into random pieces of rubbish upon closer inspection. Only found to be present entering day 4 and beyond of any typical crystal meth fueled bender regardless of ones predilection to psychosomatic hallucinations when sober. Aka the beginning of the end for the inevitably insane or anyone frequenting the outer rim of the frayed edges of sanity.

“You boys ever seen a meth critter before? What do you mean wtf am I smokin, the same shit as you dumbass you just hit on that big shit a few years and you’ll see for yourselves them lil shits are real!!! and if you quit yer jibber jabber in an giggles I’ll tell you weenus tuggin amateur 12 hour marathon masterbatin mommas boys exactly what meth critters are: because I stared into the soul of one eye to eye in the winter of El Niño 1997. So there I was waiting for my guy on the canal bank right beyond the edge of juvenile hall just smokin a cigarette minding my own on the porch of a buddies slut moms house early on a Thursday... no satur...or was it Friday? no that was lasterday and my buddy was still Down in Fresno at his dads for the week so yeah it must’ve been Monday already again...eh fuck it look the point is I heard that Meth Critter long before I saw him but then again there it was creeping from shadow to shadow making its way down the alley. Then just as we made eye contact & right then before my unblinking eyes bam! that meth critter turned into a fn Carl’s Jr. hamburger wrapper & then just as swiftly it was now a seagull that flew up an away into a swirling mist...” -wise words spoken by a toothless old tweaker with the confidence of a true believer as a PSA or cautionary tale to wide eyed and drug addled teenagers (aka: anytown usa’s neighborhood kids known to hang @ any Rick’s place in the trailer park)

by Big D!ck Daddy July 19, 2019

moist critical

the father of sneako

did you see sneako's new video

you mean moist critical son

by sneako a cuck March 29, 2023