crap high

a mild, not very satisfying high gotten from less than potent drugs like methadone.

"He could have gotten anything he wanted--ecstasy, oxy, anything. He wouldn't have wasted his time on methadone. Methadone is a crap high."

by richard fox June 2, 2007

Bull Crap

A word used by 12 year olds when they don’t want to get in trouble for saying “bullshit.”

“More pre-algebra homework? That’s bull crap.”

by WillZthousand May 28, 2021

King Crap

The mother of all craps.

I really had to shit and I had no idea why. Soon enough I realized that for lunch I had those beefy tacos at school. This was going to be a King Crap.

by Handful of Peter December 3, 2011

Crap-eating

Someone who walks around with a perpetual sneer on their face, thinks they're better than everyone else and makes fun of people in the most vulnerable ways possible to give themselves a feeling of superiority. This expression works best when used as a submodifier for other derrogatory words like faggot, ass, boot-licker or bonehead.

Will: Evan, I am sick to death of your attitude. You even criticise and make fun of people much older than you. You think you're God's gift to the Earth. Even the way you walk makes me sick.
Evan: What do you want from me man?
Will: Just be polite! Is that so hard, you crap-eating faggot?

by I Love Ellie Elephant June 24, 2016

crap penis

when you anal fuck a girl and when you aggressively rip out your penis and have a load of shit on your penis

holy crap man when i crap penis'ed her I had to wash my dick for hours to get the shit off

by WILD WolfIII July 20, 2016

crap bug

lowest of the low; bottom-feeders; unimaginative people; people going nowhere without ideas

I wish these crap bugs would get a life.

by georgeharrison December 17, 2007

Schrodinger's Crap

When the bathroom smells so bad, you don't know if your roommate forgot to flush but, the only way to find out is to go in there.

"The bathroom has reeked for an hour now, there must be a unflushed deuce in the bowl."
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"

by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020