Schrodinger's Crap

When the bathroom smells so bad, you don't know if your roommate forgot to flush but, the only way to find out is to go in there.

"The bathroom has reeked for an hour now, there must be a unflushed deuce in the bowl."
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"

by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020

crap rammer

a homosexual who basically rams other peoples crap.

drew loves to cram henry up the craper with his tiny crap rammer.

well now that crap rammers gone we can take our shields from our asses.


is that crap rammer still here jesus we should put a bell on that dirty little homo.

by job less September 26, 2008

fat crap

when you destory the toilet big time

dude, i took a fat crap last night and it clogged the toilet

by savethedinos February 14, 2021

Crap Bag

a bag that was full of shit inside it

danny: "whats that in your bag?"
paula: "its my crap bag"

by LolmynameisLOL June 02, 2016

Mr. crap

Nah what they do to mr crap??

Noooo Mr. crap look!!! Plunkton is getting the secret fromula!!!!!

by Plunkton July 20, 2021

Crap Technology

Devices that are are not cool, but function perfectly & never seem to get lost. (different from 'crappy')

-1st defined by Thomas Hayden

After I lost my 5th ipod nano that cost $300 and lasted 20 minutes on battery, I got a sansa crap technology for $20 that lasts 5 hours on battery.

by sagepictures December 27, 2011

crap of deck

: A discriptive phrase accentuating the fact or portraying the feeling when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anus.

"i got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey"

by Matthew December 09, 2003