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Cannon Count

The natural record holder for the most amount of ramco packages done via actual work. This number cannot be matched by the average man.
Johnny B: I closed 3 MEL'S tonight.
Jeffrey: woh bro your working on that cannon count!!
by Masterleadbiggie August 11, 2021
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this finals doesn't count

A word that NBA twitter uses to discredit NBA teams who won the NBA finals
This finals doesn't count because the Bucks faced an Injured Nets Team
by Don't take a L to me August 17, 2021
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Count Cripula

A terrifying legend that haunts the streets of h-block about a vampire like crip who opps people up at 3 am with his blicktendo and throws up the 4s.
"RUN! IT'S COUNT CRIPULA!"
by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024
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Count olaf

The reason Boeing is making unsafe planes. Ever since they merged with McDonnell Douglas, count olaf slipped into the CEO position and is running them like a dangerously efficient monopoly so he gets all the profits.
Count olaf turned Boeing into a dangerous company that kills for money. He forced the 737 max into market and bribed the FAA to certify it and threatened to poison FAA officials if they said anything or didn’t get it certified fast enough. Can’t forget those two whistleblowers who died. It was obviously count olaf who killed them. All the Boeing employees across the factories in Everett and anywhere else are being forced to build unsafe planes otherwise he will murder them.
by glubglubglubglub July 31, 2025
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Count Dankula

A developmentally delayed Scottish man who got arrested for an offensive joke, so is now a grifting demagogue/failed politican on YouTube.
Bro if I wanted a crap Wikipedia history narration I would've watched Count Dankula's Mad Lads.
by HM788 August 4, 2025
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count olaf

The modern corporation if it was a person.
count olaf represents the modern corporation. make as much money as possible and don’t care if you murder or break rules doing so
by glubglubglubglub September 20, 2025
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Body count

Penetrative sexual partners
by Hjksi January 25, 2025
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