When someone is so fed up with a company or product they wait until the majority of employees gets off work and then sprays them with bullets comming down the front stairs to replace their staff and solve the problem.
Did you fix the problem with your computer?
No, it's not user error, I'm going to have to do a corporate driveby.
No, it's not user error, I'm going to have to do a corporate driveby.
by WGstyles July 29, 2023
A corporation or other entity in a state of artificial, transient economic prosperity, requiring a constant flow of exorbitant amounts of money or other resources to maintain itself. Steroidial corporations will often go to extreme measures to maintain their artificial prosperity, such as committing human rights violations or engaging in political lobbying.
America is dominated by the aggressive ambitions of steroidial corporations such as Amazon and Google. Not knowing when to back down, they have grown into terrible monstrosities with countless instances of corruption and human rights violations attributed to them. The government would surely step in to stop them if the government had not also become reliant on the heaps of dirty money coming in via taxes and bribery to sustain themselves. With how deeply-rooted the corruption of the American government and its gluttonous corporate sponsors has become, many Americans worry that only a third world war could be enough to set things right once and for all...
by Inlovewithabsol February 26, 2023
The minimal amount of money you get busting your ass for a large corporation that ultimately gets 99% of the profit without doing any of the work
Dan-Hey you got 200 dollars on your paycheck this week
Steve-Yeah but it’s just corporate crumbs from working 51 hours.
Steve-Yeah but it’s just corporate crumbs from working 51 hours.
by The realest99 August 28, 2018
by Ciphren October 31, 2021
This is when a corporation screws you over really badly and your only option is litigation. The cost of legal representation for litigation is tens of thousands of dollars. Therefore, it is almost impossible to find an attorney to represent you if your damages are less than tens of thousands of dollars. Corporations simply use general liability insurance if they are sued. There is no equivalent if you are the plaintiff, which is a very annoying constitutional violation.
I am a victim of corporate rape from xyz corporation, who screwed me over so badly and they spend so much money on attorneys, however, I cannot afford legal representation.
by Pewpewpewrainbows April 20, 2023
That guy is so corporate charlie.
by Corporate Charlie July 14, 2017
Corporate graffiti is a term used to describe leftover whiteboard content found in a pandemic-abandoned office building. Corporate graffiti paints a picture of a long-forgotten time, when sales figures, design decisions, and metrics masked our collective burnout.
Wow, the corporate graffiti in this office building is crazy - someone was designing a metaverse for old people!
by CloseButNoCigar March 3, 2022