computter

A computer that is extremely slow.

This stupid computter takes an hour to load.

by 5'11"racer October 16, 2006

computers

Sometimes really great to have around the house, but other times annoying as hell.

Computers are the inanimate version of kids.

by amethyst April 19, 2005

apple computer

A now defunct piece of technology once popular in the 80's and currently only used by idiots who don't understand computers properly (Usually call Tarquin)

by Rob July 4, 2003

AMA Computer University

The school of today. High class facilities. Produces graduates that are extremely sarcastic. Like the one who defined this word.

A-M-A. The school of today!

by anonymous March 21, 2004

Computer Game

What somebody has when they are skilled at picking up women on the internet

Maaaan dude in that chatroom was talking to like, 5 bitches at once. He got some maad Computer Game !!

by TheFelix March 3, 2009

ok computer

The most overrated album of all time. It is a band, like Mars Volta, that has been accepted as "a good band". I.e., it's a safe band to like, because it's commonly accepted as "good music".

The album is simply average. Everyone is just fucking insane about Radiohead because they haven't heard enough music.

Idiot 1: OMG OK COMPUTER is TEH BEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!! RADIOHEAD IS THE BEST BAND EVER, EVER, IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY.

Less Stupid Person: Have you even hear 1% of the albums that exist? Wow, it's funny how you think Radiohead is high class when it's really just alright. What an idiot.

by jesse December 25, 2004

computer-nerd

often refering to some guy that MIGHT wear glasses but usual is HOT AND SEXY (like me)

i want i piece of that nerd;)

by Jon February 11, 2003