Commander John

Someone who spends too much time on the toilet.

Are you still in there?...OMG...what is taking you so long, Commander John?

by KoDeCKS April 2, 2009

Commafreak

A person, that feels the need, to, place an unusual amount, of commas in a sentence, in an attempt to clarify its, structure.

"However, despite the previously established fact, it can be concluded that, although there is no real evidence, it is not clear as to whether it is, or isn't so."

Aya: Kees you're such a commafreak!

by KP91 April 17, 2011

Commacaust

The commacaust is a hypothetical situation consisting of the world's grammar Nazi's rising up and taking action to avoid fuhrer misspellings. Anyone who misspells anything such as how further is misspelled as fuhrer for comedic effect one line up will be executed. The Commacaust can also be used to attack one whom the person believes to be a grammar Nazi, for example "oh god the commacaust is starting!!!"

"he was the one who I most cared for"
"don't you mean whom"
"OH GOD THE COMMACAUST IS STARTING"

by mr awesome1212121 November 27, 2012

commandbra

Going commando up top. Not wearing a bra in public.

Can you believe Julia went commandbra last night?! I could see everything.

by Thebestpeopleever February 2, 2014

comma drama

When you're editing a friends essay, and you become upset that there is not an adequate amount of pauses WHERE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE, resulting in stress or temporary insanity

friends essay: "In other words the kangaroo went to the pasture carrying with him his young."
other friend: "YOU NEED COMMAS!"
friend: "comma drama"

by grammaticallycorrect4lyfe March 14, 2014

comalapas

What happens when you fly into El Salvador and subsequently end up emptying your guts in the closest receptacle for any number of days while never being allowed the ability to trust a fart.

Bro, where is Dave man? I haven't seen him for days?

Oh shit dude, you didn't know? Dave got those comalapas

by BigDeckDan November 26, 2016

comma crew

A crew of ballers. A group of very wealthy people. They make a lot of money and aren't afraid to make it rain. Spend a check and get it right back.

Hey I saw that group of guys popping bottles in vip last night. They were throwing money around like it was nothing. Must be nice to be a comma crew.

by twitterfingersitching June 27, 2017