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friends coffee

Black coffee (Arabic coffee) that is so weak because lack of coffee added, and that you can see your friend through the glass if you lift it in front of him.

frequently used in israel.
dude what is this friends coffee you made? it's so weak! add more coffee next time.
by Boten March 12, 2011
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Coffee homo

Trude, you are such a coffee homo, you drink that hipster coffee
by PhilthyM June 11, 2018
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Coffee Lag

The time in the morning that's in between grabbing your cup of joe, and the caffeine kicking in. Usually spotted in drivers who don't seem to be "all there" during the morning rush. As if they grabbed their coffee when leaving the house and hopped into the car immediately, instead of waiting for the effect before driving.
On my way to work this morning, I must've passed ten people suffering from coffee lag, I don't know if they even saw me.
by The Car Passing You February 26, 2010
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The Coffee Club

The Coffee Club is a ROBLOX slave coffee company that has the hottest staff alive. The owner, zaisens, is a demon overuler that has the presidential team by his side. Every staff member is sexy, even people with flat asses (confoxjosh). We also have lots of love, with our Presidential Assistant Xaisens marrying a staff member. Scandoulous! They will soon rule the coffee industry with the previous fallen owner, coldplays, watching by their side proud of what we have done. We will soon become a corporation with its regime reaching all corners of the ROBLOX platform.

Viva La TCC!
Chad: Have you ever heard of The Coffee Club?
Vicky: Yeah, apparently all their staff are really sexy.
by TheCoffeeClubSlave November 30, 2020
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Coffee Bag

Like a "Tea Bag", but the difference being is that a dirty anus is dipped onto a persons mouth.
Elliot just Coffee Bagged Rowan, while he was passed out.
by laurieseven7 March 13, 2014
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Coffee baby

This happens when you drink coffee, but about 10 minutes later, you need to take a massive shit.
I had a nice cup of coffee this morning but man my coffee baby fucked me up.
by Blumpkin_Spice May 8, 2015
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Coffee Twink

A real small cafe-homo.
I feel like I could grab coffee twink's wrist and break his brittle bird like arm with one hand
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