Taiwanese Mountain Climber

The act of placing two naked Taiwanese women your shoulders and fingering them simultaneously with one hand. Meanwhile taking a bonsai tree and shoving it up your own rectum with your other hand.

tom- dude i got two Taiwanese hookers last night...
steve- please tell me you didn't do what i think you did.
tom- oh yah i did the Taiwanese Mountain Climber

by xXxpidgexXx May 24, 2009

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chimo

(n). Describing a person, man or woman, making a move on a person/child under 18 and MORE than 15 years younger than said person.

Man 1 (age 35): "Bob, check out that chick...she's gotta be, what...14, 15?.....I would do her..."

Man 2 (age 31): "She's not even a molestable yet! Fuckin' chimo! God!...I don't even know why i hang out with you..."

Man 1 (age 35): "Cause you're a fagmo...."

by Shell Station June 17, 2008

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Climato

When a man is about to climax but pulls out of the vagina and sticks his cock in the girls ass and cums.

damn son that bitch last night let me climato, that shit was crazy!!!

by playa hattta July 23, 2009

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climate hipster

noun. an individual who, despite the official statements of a large saturation of scientific research foundations, denies the fact that human interaction with the environment has had detrimental outcome.

Jeremiah: All this global warming stuff is bullshit. Have you read those emails between scientists that prove that global warming is a hoax?

Doug: No, mostly because there are no emails between scientists that prove that global warming is a hoax. So, Jeremiah, explain to me how your opinion has more weight than a bunch of scientists with pHDs.

Jeremiah: You don't know what you're talking about!

Doug: What a valid response, climate hipster.

by dqv February 26, 2012

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