double decker pecker checker

Someone who likes to check out huge floppy cocks on guys the size of a double decker bus.

Your mother is a double decker pecker checker.

by Trapped Inside This Octavarium August 13, 2009

Wave Check

when a person removes his or her du rag to reveal the most cleanest waves of all time.

Let’s do a Wave Check video tomorrow you have the cleanest waves it will go viral

by Travongotswag January 11, 2019

stimulus check

to check if the other person is in the mood for romance, or if you just got a mixed signal.

I thought my wife's hand was touching my leg this morning, but it was just the dog under the blankets. I had to do a stimulus check just to be sure

by azycray ron May 13, 2009

meat check

when you are kissing on a girl and take her hand and put it on your meat to gauge her reaction. if she starts rubbing its time to take your pants off. if she's like ewww you gotta pull some stank shit like "woah what are you doing. your nasty."

man 1: man i couldn't stand jodi's man face kissing on me last night so i meat checked her and got some brains
man 2: ewww i wouldn't hit that with a 10 ft pole

by my pies are piff January 2, 2006

Check you out now

something you say when somebody has done something neat or funny

taylor: girl, i got high with my man yesterday!
sue: check you out now!

by MaryJaneInThisBitttttt January 23, 2013

IP Checkpoint

An "IP Checkpoint" is when the woman you're about have sex with whips around, reveals themselves to in fact be a man, and shoots a load in your face. The term was coined as a nod to the well-known fact that many Iraqi Police are corrupt and likely to betray you.

John: "So I wanted to go munting last night but got back too late, so I went down to the CAC to chill and met this fine looking woman. We started talking and then she invited me back to her room. So we head back to her room, she turns down the lights, we're making out, her chin's a little scratchy but you know how some women are, things are going great and she tells me she wants me to take her from behind and I'm thinking to myself "whoa, straight to anal, that's something" but I'm up for it. So she puts her hands up on the window and sticks her ass out and I'm thinking "Damn, too bad E isn't here or we could have a David Copperfield" and then she suddenly whips around and blasts me in the face with a load of baby batter!Dude pulled an IP checkpoint! I haven't been that suprised since that Spiderwoman last week. I guess I should have stuck to my plans and gone munting."

by Einbahnstrasse January 13, 2010

Cut the Check

To recognize and pay amish of credit due;

When you have done something and demand respect for it, you will tell everyone to cut the check.

by Dasta Oner October 21, 2010