Virgin Cleaver

A euphemism for one's penis, equating it with a sword.

"My Virgin Cleaver glows blue when Orcish prostitutes are near."

by DepthsofMordor December 2, 2009

Clever-nisity

When somebody's cleverness is consistant and often leaves the subject to the cleverness floored and flabbergasted.

Chazzy: "i pair my socks to avoid mismatching and misplacement!"

Mazz: *becomes speechless and flabbergasted due to the clever-nisity of Chazzy and subsequently falls to the floor, gasping for air...*

by mazzman May 31, 2009

cleavage grapes

1) grapes that are stuck in girls' cleavage at Medieval Times.
2) what should come back instead of those furry boots.

Girl 1: Ooooh, where'd you get those cleavage grapes?
Girl 2: Dior.

by bastardosaverin April 6, 2011

Cleeve School

Quite possibly the worst school in the country. It is NOT for the faint hearted.

Cleeve School is the dodgiest place in Cheltenham and maybe even in the whole world.

by glosposts March 3, 2019

De-Cleated

A) When a human gets hit so hard that their feet or cleats leave the earth and they land on their back. The hit can be delivered in the form of a punch, push, kick or tackle.

B) A Chic that is Ugly or Wasted.

Holy Shit, Big Nick Harris popped of to Switz yesterday and Switz straight de-cleated that fool!! It was Ocean.

Dude that chic JFAN crushed the other night was De-cleated.

by The Switz November 3, 2009

cleveland bow tie

When a man is fucking a girls boobs in the direction of head to toe, and his balls rest on the bottom of her neck, forming a bow tie

He wanted to try something new so he changed direction, started titty-fucking, and gave her a cleveland bow tie

by Jordan M April 25, 2006

belly cleavage

skin visible between a woman's shirt and pants.

Obviously a fashion don't for men

Belly cleavage, although often sexy, is not appropriate attire for a job job.

by mandingoe June 6, 2004