Clean prawn

Not a chick that you want to rip the head off and throw away....

A girl you want to rip the shit trail out of

That is a clean prawn mate. I'd rip her shit trail out

by thedreadeddan August 22, 2019

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Clean Dick

(n.) A penis that is washed every shower and has no foul odor or taste; formerly considered a myth but is possible when dating a man who does not think bathing his genitals will turn him gay.

Tara: Was giving him a blow job bad?
Alex: No, he has a clean dick. It was actually pretty awesome.

by Vernacular Lingo December 16, 2017

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Cleaning Frantic

SOMEONES WHOS obsesses about cleaning and would go blastic if you make a mess

My wife cleaned for a whole hour! She’s a cleaning frantic

by WORDERSLIFE October 22, 2017

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Literally a piece of paper, from the doctor or clinic, that shows you're "clean" and free of sexually transmitted diseases. Clean papers are usually presented in order to have sex without condoms, and not worry about catching anything.

I'd really like to Fuck you bareback, because it would feel amazing, but I'm worried about diseases. How about we both go get our clean papers so we can ditch the condoms?

by IrisGreene April 17, 2017

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Clean smoker

Someone who smokes but who doesn't have the tell-tale aroma about them that gives them away as a smoker.

I saw this guy I work with smoking, but I never would have guessed, he's such a clean smoker.

by WinifredAnn May 7, 2017

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slut clean

The act of cleaning one's home before a night out, for the purposes of sexual selection. Primarily, appearing to be (but not actually being) a clean person will increase desirability short term; The clean will also reduce any feelings of shame that arise when another human being has to see how you live.

For 9-5 workers, this is optimally undertaken on a Thursday evening to account for post work drinks on Friday leading straight to the bar.

Margaret: "I thought it was going well, but when he saw the moldy pizza, he turned around and walked right out"
Frank: "That's why a slut clean on Thursday is so important!"

by KC34 June 21, 2017

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