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Tony El Chong Cuey

The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
Man I wish I could be more like Tony El Chong-

Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
by Caffeine Crusher January 10, 2025
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Ching Chong

A racist word used to define a Chinese person. it's used whenever a Chinese or asian looking person walks along the street
Hey john! Look at the ching chong!
Hey dude he's not Chinese
by Keilwo April 25, 2023
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chong

Refers to the act of going for a "chong" aka going outside to waste time / have a smoke / spark a joint / dance around.

Also can be used to refer to someone else in a derogatory manner.
Hey let's go chong outside real quick.

Hey, fat chong, how's it going?
by chongmiester October 19, 2022
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Chong

How quickly can you Chong this window frame together?

Just doing a bit of Chong to this bookshelf.
by Long hong May 23, 2023
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