Chipped Beef

Chipped Beef is recognized by the hanging loose of an anus. This is common in gay men who participate in a lot of gay sex. Similar to chipped ham.

Matt has some serious chipped beef, he should lay off the gay sex.

by J_FLIZZLE December 14, 2008

Get Chipped

To get owned. Lowered self esteem.

Guy: Yo mama is fat.

Girl: Damn, Get Chipped!

by Shaverrr December 2, 2010

Chappy

Chappy - Someone who's cuts (flesh wounds) are soo dry, that upon touching another person, will instantly suck the moisture from all of that being.

She came at me with that god damn finger again. If she touches me one more time I'll run out of Vaseline. God damn Chappy!!!

by rotomoto January 5, 2010

chippie bifter

1.The part of a reefer that can't be smoked in a single sitting due to white patching.
2.What a junior bifter smoker may leave in the ashtray to smoke at a later moment.

"Hey look, Sage the junior bifter smoker is white patching, and has left a decent sized chipie bifter in the ashtray for us to enjoy".

by Jimmybay June 13, 2003

Chuppy

Beautiful or whizbang (usually for girls)

Damn, that girl is a chuppy.
I met a chuppy today and she changed my life

by Chuppakiss February 22, 2011

happy chappy

Used sarcasticly - One who when you try to crack a smile from let alone a conversation, it finds you more at odds than as a one legged man in an ass kicking competition. Very uncomfortable and most often resulting in random comments on the weather.

"sooo...its nice to finally meet you...what do you do for a crust"?
".....I work....."
"gee thats nice...in what field"?
".....Sales......"
"So hows about that sky...blue or what" (said with transparent enthusiasm)

by Krispi chips April 28, 2005

chippest

worshipping squirrels in pink leather. squirrels that are wearing pink leather, you don't worship in them.

my Catholic high school was alarmed when they learned of my daily chippest rituals

by Amy February 18, 2005