cell-u-lar-versity

The act of attending class by calling another cell phone that is present in the classroom while you are not.

I bought two cellphones so my friends can take one to my classes for me. I stay in bed and call the phone in the classroom to listen to the daily lesson. I guess you could say that I'm attending cell-u-lar-versity.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

Thumb cell

Cell phone tower

I have thumb cell

by Bhgdjh June 21, 2019

Brain cell loss moment

Brain cell loss moment that can be several things including: Quite possibly the most annoying moment in your life where you become a dumbass for 5 seconds and after that you forget what you were trying to do (like walking into a room and forgetting why you walked in). Watching D.E.I training videos. Talking to a dumbass making yourself a dumbass (it can also work like a plague jumping person to person) until your intelligence kicks back in (which can be never). Trying to think of more definitions for this word. When you were about to watch a video but a short pops up and you watch and try to go back but it's gone.

Mike: *Walks into a room*
Mike: "Why the hell am I in here again?"
Mike: *thinks to himself* "Goddamn it I got Brain cell loss moment"

by HAMBURGER007 June 3, 2025

Cell Zone

The biggest phone scam business ever made on the face of this earth

I’m going to blow up cell zone

by Wasiwas August 20, 2021

Cell Shower

The act of taking a shower and using your cellphone at the same time.

Not to be confused with "shower sleep".

Dorm mate 1: "Why is James taking so long?"
Dorm mate 2: "Probably because he is doing a cell shower, as I saw him take his cellphone into the bathroom."

by MST3K I like September 26, 2025

Cell Saga

A term used by streamer Low Tier God to indirectly call people Incels to avoid Twitch's TOS

"Get a load of this Cell Saga"

by Ed boy June 17, 2024

Perfect Cell

The coolest villain ever. My idol, the perfect being. He can survive in space, regenerate, fire blasts, construct a carefully and elegantly designed arena in a few hours, you name it.

"Super" Vegeta: Let's see this perfect form of yours!
Perfect Cell: Very well.
*vegeta gets clapped for the 5000th time*

by qqb11ar November 28, 2024