Sophie Calderon

A Sophie Calderon will always make u laugh. A beautiful Brazilian girl who has a "pi con Pau gringe". Sophie usually has a boyfriend, but secretly loves a "Solomon Sweet". She makes jokes and is good at physics, but not as good as others. Guys, get yourself a Sophie Calderon. She will rock your world.

I once saw a Sophie Calderon

Sophie Calderon, wow!

by MuhammedRachman March 20, 2019

Rebecca Calderon

The weird bitch that asks everyone out but has a boyfriend. she fucking sits on people like what the hell.

rebecca calderon is wierd ass bitch.

by Troll on the interwebs sksksks April 14, 2019

Cod Caulkins

Swimming legend Greg Caulkins’s nickname earned after singlehandedly carrying the 1966-67 infamously poorly attended Furrburry Highschool swim team to state finals. Caulkins took first place in 9 of the 12 competitive swimming techniques recognized by state guidelines, with zero previous swim training. It was later discovered that his high diet of fish at a young age and being raised on a riverfront property had effected the his gene structure. Interestingly enough the issue caught the attention of the global media, bringing the first recorded instance of altered DNA Into the nations view and raising a debate that has continued to this day. The scientific community used information gained from the Cod Caulkin’s story to fuel interest into what became the precursor of genome editing in the late 1960s. Sports historians commonly refer to story as “Rivergate.” Subsequently, the local businesses began selling the “Cod Caulkins” a fish dinner prepared with the local cod in the Furrburry area. Furrburry census history is shown to triple in the years following, bringing with it an economic boom that has sustained and brought the townships average income to 34% higher than surrounding areas. In lieu of this, large businesses nation wide have been known to refer to building s new business and bringing jobs to a community as “Codding.”

“Whoa, slow down! We’ve got a regular cod Caulkins over here!!

“No one swims that fast! Check that Cod Caulkins looking motherfucker for Gills. Now.”

“Berkots has the Cod Caulkins special, it’s almost half the price they were selling it at Maria’s Friday night, from now on I'm not spending money on eating out, only you babe.”

“You want to build our plant in Misty instead of Pootersville? I would rather be codding in a lower tax area Jimbo.”

by Musketpacker2848 August 11, 2019

Ugandan Cauliflower

when u cum into a water balloon, freeze it melt it and then drizzle it over your dead wife's head. Extra flavor can be added with fresh pubic hair, preferably black, sprinkled over.

yesterday I had a delicious Ugandan cauliflower for breakfast

by nicholas gurr November 3, 2019

James Caldow

Toxic, privileged white boy from south England whose parents give him £1000 for a gaming PC.
If you can't tell We're pissed at our friend James.

James: you wanna play Siege ranked?
Me: Nah i'm good thanks
James: Bitch
Me: what a James Caldow

by Yus it's me July 3, 2020

A Caldana

A small and social gathering.

We had a Caldana, just a few of us.

by Ej80 November 14, 2020

David Caldwell

One of the most intelligent people you will ever know. Street and book smart. Extremely funny, but only for people who actually like humor. Pretty old school when it comes to respect, but that’s the best kind of respect. He may be respectful and is the kind of guy who helps an old lady walk the street, but he’s also the kind of guy who will throw you across the room if you piss him off. If you ever meet a David Caldwell, you won’t ever forget him. He may become your best friend or he might think you’re retarded and annoying. But if you get the chance to become his best friend, you’re one of the luckiest!

Yo, that David Caldwell is cool! Idk if I want to ask him about history or ask him advice on going to pound town?

by 999merie March 8, 2021