burnt cabbage

the term that one would use for cinnamon roll but the person is more stupid than pure.

Wow! Jon sure is sweet, but he’s a moron! What a piece of burnt cabbage!

by Cup-o-noodles May 11, 2019

Savage cabbage

Savage cabbage is the loudest bud man has ever smoked. Originating from the most notorious groppers of Hertfordshire. It is a form of genetically engineered super skunk that leaves its users in a incapacitated state after one boof

“Juss copped an 8th of savage cabbage”
“Fuck is savage cabbage?”
*takes one boof*
-gone

Ollie: “george just niced me a z of savage cabbage”

-carnage

by mandem_1 July 14, 2020

belgium cabbage

(n) The common term used by adults to conceal to minors, judicial authority, etc. their majuana plants.

That is not pot, bryce! It is belgium cabbage.

by toobadsosad December 31, 2007

jazz cabbage

weeeeeed marajuana.

pass that jazz cabbage nigz. gonna get lettuced.

by eqwra\fstgzhd May 10, 2017

Toe Eyed cabbage

an ass hole who can't come up with an original insult to save his/her life and eat's unseasoned chicken dipped in vinyl paste

Person 1:"you look like shit today"

Person 2:"listen here you toe eyed cabbage i didn't get put on this damnable planet so you could spew unoriginal insults at me i hope you stub your toe while you look for your snack of unseasoned chicken dipped in vinyl paste

by anonymous October 28, 2020

muff cabbage

A term used by people from the Jersey Shore in South Park. A derogatory term, meaning someone who has a dirty, overfucked vagina.

Pauly: Yo that bitch is such a muff cabbage!
Ted: What's a muff cabbage?
Pauly: You wouldn't understand; it's a jersey thing.

by (not)PeepingTom October 16, 2010

muff cabbage

A nasty jersey vagina. It's a jersey thing

Check out snooki's muff cabbage

by keghouseumn October 24, 2010