Zac Brown Band

As in the band responsible for such hits as "Chicken Fried", "Toes", and "Different Kind of Fine." This grassroots Georgia band is gaining popularity nationwide as they finally get some well deserved radio play.

I saw the Zac Brown Band last night at Cowboys and they kicked ass!

Zac Brown Band by Beth Daniel October 18, 2008

brown crayola

A sticky turd that can't be nipped off cleanly even by the strongest nipsy and every wipe leaves a thick brown stripe down the paper until the wiper gives up and resigns himself to a day of anal discomfort. See Golf Arse

Where's all the toilet paper gone, that was a new roll this morning?

Sorry pet, I've got the brown crayola

brown crayola by Doc Sos September 3, 2006

brown dream 

Like a wet dream but brown, may also refer to homosexual acts during sleep

Double kissing the brown ball in the game of snooker

"mum i had a brown dream again"

brown dream by fuckerpants May 3, 2009

Brown Joust

A contest of strength, skill, and honor in which two competitors press their anuses firmly together and attempt to force their log into the others rectum. Victory is achieved when one participant's poop lance pushes the other's back the cave from whence it came, where it is joined by the winner's gleaming brown champion turd. A stalemate occurs when the two mahogany butt-trees meet and neither participant's anus yields, resulting in a general sideways pancake-like distribution of waste.

The two young gentlemen held a brown joust to decide who would win the fair maiden's heart.

Brown Joust by Bloodnovski March 20, 2011

Brown Cap 

To Brown Cap is to accidentally poop while attempting to break wind. The term generally refers to a sold turd as opposed to wet shit (see loose poopies, i.e. shart), that results from an over exerted attempt to fart. It can also reference an 'almost' turd beginning to be released while pushing a difficult fart, that's allowed to slip back into the anus.

Damn, I was digesting that t-bone an hour after dinner on the way to the Mozart festival. I lifted my left cheek, figuring my date wouldn't notice a crisp one, considering the road noise. To my surprise, I started to brown cap and almost lost control of the car. Once there, I double checked my boxers for tell-tale skid marks.

Brown Cap by Big Ed Moustapha March 17, 2009

Brownback

A sexual act, preferred by Republicans in which loose stools are are rubbed on the back, over the eyes and in the mouth of one's partner while Fox News plays in the background.

Sam and Mary's children were turned off to heterosexual sex for the rest of their lives after they walked in on their parents brownbacking on the living room floor.

Brownback by Shellll February 12, 2015

bob brown 

1.the leader of the greens party australia, a worthless do-gooder piece of shit planet loving goat fucking hypocritical alarmist fuckwit.

2. someone who supports the above

1. person 1: who is bob brown? person 2: the leader of the greens party australia, a worthless do-gooder piece of shit planet loving goat fucking hypocritical alarmist fuckwit.

2. a latte sipping, prius driving, do-gooder/politically correct greenie.

bob brown by thepinkdotinausskeptic23 May 20, 2011