brad

the most perfect boy in the world. brad's are usually extremely nice, caring, and loveable if they care about you. oh, how to make them care about you? just be nice. listen to them, care for them, compliment them. it's that easy!

brad's usually like video games, and music. they secretly have a talent for singing or rapping. they're quiet and reserved, and barely have any friends. if you're a brad's friend, then you're extremely special.

if you know a brad, keep them. they're special
we LOVE brad's
friend : who's that?

me : oh him? the most perfect boy in the world.

friend : ohhh! you mean brad.
by ilovecatsandhim<3 November 23, 2021
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The act of making a statement without putting any thought behind said statement
I said I was done gambling last night, I always brad when I’m drunk.
by Bomh October 01, 2019
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That random pedo that is always around but no one really cares
Oh look there’s brad
by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020
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Your car
You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. And then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. 2 boyfriends, 3 jobs, nothing could replace Brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls, and you break into your happy dance.
by Supertrain12 December 24, 2019
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Beach Read After Dark - basically, a romance novel that is heavy on the steamy scenes and light on the plot. Coined by @beachreadsandbubbly
That book about the billionaire CEO is a total BRAD
by Beachreads&Bubbly August 23, 2022
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Brad, short for Bradley is an average white male with little to zero life ambition. A red neck, snuff chewing chest puffed cock. Poor hygene, undergroomed facial hair, bad teeth and style. Hairy. Doesnt have much to say and socially awkward. Likes to present himself as more than he is or does, lack of confidence. Boastful. Acts like an outstanding person and captain save america but has no morals or hesitation in breaking the rules.
Brad is a know it all

Brad is a law breaker
by kandidlybrutal June 29, 2018
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Wow…he needs to stop being a Brad and get a job.
by onlyaccuratedefinitions February 20, 2022
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