Bored off my Rocking Horse

A really cool expression said only by the most exquisite people.

Grant: I'm clearly awesome in every way, shape, or form, but unfortunately I'm bored off my rocking horse.

by EntendreX2 December 18, 2015

borecast

When perspectives for a very boring events are almost certain.

Tomorrow I have a dinner at my cousin's home. There's a terrible borecast about it..

I got a worrying borecast for tomorrow at my cousin's... I'm afraid I could die of a boregasm

by catafracta March 7, 2011

borecky

Legs pulled over your head and getting your taint tickled with a feather

She gave me the best borecky of my life last night.

by Vinnytheginny November 29, 2017

bonecrusher mix

a mix tape containing melancholy or 'bonecrushing' songs. A thought-provoking, memory-inducing compilation of sad songs designed to make the recipient cry.

He seemed manic happy so I made him a bonecrusher mix to take him down a notch.

I'm sad we broke up, so I sent her a bonecrusher mix so she could feel my pain.

by don gabino January 28, 2010

Bored Load

The result of a male masturbating out of boredom.

I had nothing to do last night, so I knocked off a bored load.

by Theronai February 27, 2011

boredante

The sensation one feels while one is reading "Dante's Inferno" and becomes bored.

Student A: Why weren't you at the party last night?

Student B: I had a reading assignment to do, and was struck by a feeling of boredante.

by magicalsharpieofdeath January 9, 2012

Bored

The very bane of human existence. boredom is a disease contracted from things such as (but not limited to) staying on the internet till 5 Am , having no friends , or internet being down. Boredom causes you to want to watch cat videos , chat on omegle , write definitions on the urban dictionary or god forbid go outside. There are no known cures .

(boredom)

by PhantomNightmare January 31, 2014