mudder blumpkin

While orally pleasuring a women from behind, you proceed to mudder boat her while she shits all over your face

It took me two showers to clean my face from last nights mudder blumpkin

by Flumpkin Bucker October 23, 2009

hyper blumpkin

A blumpkin that involves diarrhea. Could lead to a chili dog.

After Taco Bell, I love a good hyper blumpkin.

by Caexar January 8, 2007

rumble blumpkin

A rumble blumpkin is the same as a blumpkin (getting a blowjob while taking a shit) except the recipient has explosive diarrhea.

I wanted to get a blumpkin from your sister after dinner, but we ate Taco Bell and it turned into rumble blumpkin instead.

by chuck-fucking-norris December 18, 2011

Blumpkin Flynt

The act of receiving oral while taking a dump, while also giving oral to somebody else who is defecating.

In a sentence: A blumpkin is nasty but only a freak would be a blumpkin flynt.

by sartori April 1, 2004

Smashing Blumpkin

After receiving a Blumpkin (fellatio while defecating on the toilet), proceeding to place the lucky lady's head on the seat and smashing the lid on her.

I had the worst blumpkin ever. She didn't even swallow the goop. I had to make it a smashing blumpkin to remind her to take her protein next time.

by Tim Branberries January 31, 2008

Chicken Blumpkin

The act of receiving oral sex, while pinchin a loaf (blumpkin), and additionally eating chicken wings over her head.

"Shadynasty get dat ass in here! I just got some chicken wings. You know what time its. Lookin to get muh Chicken Blumpkin on Bitch.

by A-Dot Haines October 18, 2011

Blumpkin

The meaning for everything that is good in life.

Blumpkins! come on it describes itself

by Swat23 July 24, 2008