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sticky blanket

That blanket your one friend Alex uses to smear his jizz on it after he jerks his slippery meat. You probably shouldn't lay on his bed.
Was at my boy Alex's house when my hand accidentally brushed againt his sticky blanket. Feelsbadman.
by Slippery Meat August 14, 2018
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clam blanket

Clam blanket describes a wet tired vagina grabbing them undies up in the pussy lips. Not to be mistaken as a camel toe as the camel toe is just the outline of the twat.
Did you see Regina that clam blanket was fierce on them yoga pants this morning.
by Oldgreg8686 February 18, 2019
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Thicc blanket

A blanket that is warm, fuzzy, cozy...but most of all, she. is. THICC !!
Damn, that blanket is thicc as hell !!!

Thicc blanket in the HOUSE!
by BigMamaSamantha March 25, 2020
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pubie blanket

A predominantly beige coloured blanket found in the wardrobe of most hotel rooms. The dominant characteristics of a pubie blanket is that it is infrequently or never washed, is embedded with a numerous pubic hairs (hence it’s name) and adorned with a variety of stains (often crusty).
Mette lay on the pubie blanket she had coveted from her hotel room. Her ever curious mind racing to analyze and identify the most likely source of each of the blanket’s stains.
by Smooax August 31, 2020
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Mr Blaney

A guy with a spanish wife who uses her as a cover up for easy access to unsuspecting child victims
George : oh shit, mr blaney is coming!
Ronnie : run before he takes you to the blaney dungeon!
by BigRonnie597 October 31, 2020
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Burning blankets to stay warm

Doing something that seems like a quick and easy solution to a problem, without thinking about the fact that it will only make the problem worse in the long term (ie. burning blankets might keep you warm for a short time, but once they're burned - they're gone and can't keep you warm anymore!).
Mate 1: Ah man, I keep getting told speeding fines are being sent to my old address. Luckily they don't know where I live now, so it's all good if I don't pay!

Mate 2: What? Mate, get those paid! Last thing you want is to get pulled over or lose your license over unpaid fines... you're just burning blankets to stay warm!
by lazyflyingtiger February 26, 2021
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Serbian Blanket

A towel that you have put in the sink and soaked in water then used as a blanket, all because you have no AC and its too damn hot.
Dude, its way to fucking hot in this hotel room and theres no AC, lets use the pool towels as serbian blankets!
by ElGallino April 9, 2021
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