Bidet

When one is being excessively feminine and or a big gaping asshole they are said to be "on the bidet"

"Haha I had sex with your mom last night"
"Dude get off the bidet"

by Philly-BA May 1, 2007

Joe Bidened

To be awkwardly sniffed in an inappropriate manor.

OMG! Did you see that?? Ben just Joe Bidened Becky!!!

by W.R.Slade March 18, 2021

Joe Biden

J-oyful
O-utstanding
E-legant

B-rainy
I-nclusive
D-edicated
E-ffective
N-eat

If you didn't vote for Joe Biden, I will find you and take you down.

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog June 4, 2021

Biden it!

When you forget what you are saying or need your cheat sheet to remember simple facts.

Oh man, I Biden it!, today. I couldn't remember any thing during my zoom presentation today.

by Biden it! March 22, 2021

Proletariat Bidet

Saliva-soaked toilet paper used - in lieu of an actual bidet - to cleanse and soothe the anus.

I had explosive diarrhea at the train station and was left with no option but to take a proletariat bidet.

by Ocram April 22, 2003

joe biden won

Three words that a Republican can't hear.

Trump's employee: *brings trump his 69th diet coke of the day* Uh sir Joe Biden won

Trump: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by cammc29 January 22, 2021

Biden

Someone who is hiding most of the day, uses Adderall when they need to wake up, and terrorizes children to steal their energy by uncomfortably touching them and sniffing them. Often a type of old folk legend that really hasn’t done anything in the past 47 years.

Mommy, I’m afraid there is a Hidin’ Biden under my bed. I can hear the snoring in the middle of the day.

by SleepyJB October 1, 2020