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My girl friend is such a Bernadette almendra she sat there playing games on the television then complained that she never has time to go to the store
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A sexual technique used by a male: A guy picks up a girl and goes back to hers. Whilst the lady is 'preparing herself' in the bathroom, the guy cuts off his pubic hair and leaves them in a pile near the bed. As sexual interaction is reaching the climax, the guys pulls out and ejaculates all over the girls face, picks up the pile of pubes, rubs them over her face and there in front of him the girls transforms into the bearded witch....
Tim didn't want to, but a bet was a bet. He took Louisa back to her place with the expressed intention of getting a picture of her as The bearded witch ...
by T Allen October 4, 2006
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Student: "I was reading some urbandictionary entries about bernardsville and they kept saying they were rich and classy. I guess we can add delusional to the list of things to describe coketown."
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