Turtle bender

The guy who has a fetish for turtles and regually has sexual inter course with them

That guy is such a turtle bender!!

by Ebneezerthegee July 22, 2017

buffet bender

When a person usually your uncle bends you over the kitchen table and buttfucks you

You: Yeah me uncle did the 'ole buffet bender on me last night

Friend: wtf?

by crusadesraids August 19, 2022

bender

A person who does not know how to appropriately handle social situations, and tends to masturbate so furiously that their penis becomes somewhat "bent" to a particular direction.

"Hey man, did you see that bender over there?"
"Yeah, I have heard his cock is bent to the right! I think he may also be on the spectrum."

by agentsmith2181 June 3, 2017

Bender

a homosexual male, who typically bends over other males, no matter their sexuality

oh fucking hell mate, its that bender again! remember last time when he bent you over?

by AR544 January 28, 2022

Quarterly Bender

A day of binge-drinking with close friends that takes place every 3 months. Must take place on a random weekday (Mon, Tues, Wed) and no Irish exiting allowed unless your Kyle

Tis time for the Quarterly Bender

by JenCn February 21, 2023

Bender

This is a hockey slang term. It refers to a player whose ankles bend when they skate, use colored tape, and use a lot of clear tape on their ankles.

Look Bud, coach's kid is a total bender.

by IplayhockeyIplayhockey January 14, 2020

big bender

A large whet used to provoke her beast.

She appreciated his sophisticated use of big bender.

by Whet badger January 24, 2016