Bender

A hockey player with the bendiest ankles you've ever seen in your life. Uses 1 and a half rolls of shin tape on each one and still can't keep 'em straight. Prolly has supreme s150 skates and a sherwood stick with superman tape on the blade and Canada tape on the knob.

AAA player 1: "Oh god dude look at his ankles. Look at that stick too! Dude I probably wouldn't have even made the team this year if it weren't for my trusty dusty vapor 1x lite."
AAA player 2: "Yeah bro he's a bender, I heard Shattuck is playing on the rink over let's go and watch them."

by Brittany the skater girl July 4, 2018

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Bleeder

A female human.

My father always told me we can't trust bleeders. How can you believe something that bleeds for 4 days and doesn't die?

by BrightColors February 20, 2009

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Breeders

Heterosexuals.
People who are attracted to the opposite sex.
Males are attracted to Females.
Females are attracted to Males.

The people that brought you fags into this world. So be grateful.
I am not a Homophobe, but it is really annoying when Homos complain abut Heteros.

by Glittery Goddess June 24, 2004

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spagetti bender

An Italian/Italian American homosexual.

Watch out for your cornhole,theres mad spagetti benders in New York.

by Donny Jeffco October 20, 2006

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beeber

Noun:
A lazy fuck that sleeps all day and smokes all night.

Verb:
To post up on a piece of comfortable furniture and pass out, usually covered in cheeto crumbs

Noun:
Me: GODAMNIT BEEBER wake up already its 5 in the afternoon.
Beeber: Is the bowl packed?

Verb:
Shit, don't beeber the pool table!

by Tomerica the Beautiful August 9, 2009

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