Meat Beater

One that beats a man's meat, AKA his Penis.

" She is is omega Meat Beater, man."

by MeatBeater69420 December 4, 2020

Bongo Beater

Something that makes 0 sense or an unbelievably bad take.

Tom : Was Hitler really bad?
Matt: You're such a bongo beater

OR
Matt: That's a bongo beater

by QueenLatisha May 30, 2022

teeter beater

A device used to flop breasts around for arousal.

I enjoy using my teeter beater.

by Lil’ Mama Hutch January 19, 2022

feet beater

A man that masterbates or beats his meat to foot fetish related materials/pornography.

I knew your boy was weird, but I didn’t know he was a feet beater.

by JMitchMD October 26, 2020

Beater

A person who’s name is peter but he beats his meat so his friends call him beater

Peter is a beater

by [e-mail] June 11, 2018

Wife Beater

The lager formerly known as Stella Artois.

Dean has had too many Wife Beaters and is going to batter Sheila.

by Big Sniff November 23, 2021

Wild Meat Beater

An individual that succumbs to the urge of masturbation regardless of the circumstances

guys wild meat beater alert! I just caught egan jerking it in the other room at the party.

by TheStreak June 8, 2020