Skeeter beater bill

Beats his meat to any girl

Did you see that dude he was skeeter beater billing

by Skeeter beater bill October 25, 2018

Pumpkin beater

A handjob whilst having ones dick in a pumpkin

This bitch was given me a crazy pumpkin beater the other night it was wild.

by Papa7118389991010 October 21, 2021

Shower Beater

A person that masturbates in the shower.

Did you hear about ____? They're a shower beater!

by Southern Fella February 2, 2021

monkey beater

monkey beater a person who whips monkeys / niggers for fun or excitement. When you be a mad monkey they will call the monkey beater and will get beat by the nigger whipper

you are a monkey beater

by monkey beaters November 19, 2022

Wife Beater

The lager formerly known as Stella Artois.

Dean has had too many Wife Beaters and is going to batter Sheila.

by Big Sniff November 23, 2021

Beater

A person who’s name is peter but he beats his meat so his friends call him beater

Peter is a beater

by [e-mail] June 11, 2018

teeter beater

A device used to flop breasts around for arousal.

I enjoy using my teeter beater.

by Lil’ Mama Hutch January 19, 2022