Beaverslapped

When one drinks so much liquor that he/she is completely intoxicated and starts to yammer like an idiot.

Jeff drank two 40's and was completely beaverslapped! Dude would not shut the fuck up!

by Chilliousone April 4, 2011

Beater's Bluff

The affliction, common in frequent masturbaters in which one's jizz is stuck in his urethra to where it's glued shut and his piss can't break through it, resulting in two streams of urine coming out of his dick when it finally decides to punch through.

John: Guys, you'll never believe this, I went to go pee, and two streams of pee came out of my penis!

Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.

John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW

by Brockollama January 16, 2012

Beavers of Eastwick

old school and alien, epic and classic.

an ancient tribe of technologically advanced beavers whos remains were first discovered in Silicon Valley.

That movie was Beavers of Eastwick.

That 69 mustang is worthy of Beavers of Eastwick.

by Blindlemon November 27, 2011

beaversquirrel

A rare mammal found in the mid-west having the appearance of a cross between a beaver and a squirrel often rabid and profusely drooling. It is capable of climbing trees and cutting the down to form water damns.

Them BeaverSquirrel sure put up a fight with my hounds.

by backwoodshunter October 23, 2015

beavershoes

When you see someone who is wearing shoes that are so bad you can't even bare to look at them.

Girl1: Omg look at her shoes ewww.

Girl2: Those look like beavershoes

by The_only_one July 22, 2016

beater

An old computer kept by self-respecting red-blooded American men exclusively for watching Porn and masturbating.

Ewww, I need to remember to wipe down my beater next time I use it.

by MacBeater September 22, 2016

Beater

A beta tester cheater, reference to Sword Art Online.

Players to Kirito: You're a beta cheater! No, you're a beater!

by ThatzMatt February 19, 2017