beard second

The unit of distance. The length the average beard grows in one second.

That race was like 4 billion beard seconds!

by Thinkingray May 16, 2014

Bearded Stranger

When a woman sits reverse cowgirl style on the face of a bearded man, making it impossible to see anything but his beard. His nose may or may not end up in her butthole.

I had fun being her bearded stranger last night.

by bkmon3y April 30, 2014

beardman

A man with a well trimmed hipster beard, generally believed to be grown out of weed.

I saw Beardman today. He must've been smoking his beard because he was high as shit

by Scooyb September 21, 2014

Bearded Lizard

When giving a blowjob and having your tongue at the back of your throat, this then allows you to spit the contents with excessive force like a lizard or dragon.

Damn Madeleine can really do the Bearded Lizard, it went for metres

by Jollyjolliver September 11, 2016

Bearded Pepper

The result of copulation between a man and a cursed corpse. The man's penis takes on the appearance of a hairy jalapeno.

Origin: The condition was first mentioned on the podcast "Learning to Curse with Adam & Chuck", where it is used as a recurring joke.

Person 1 Hey, bro... how do you cure a bearded pepper?

Person 2 There is no cure... that's what you get for being a necrophiliac.

by Learningtocurse August 28, 2018

beardaversary

A date to celebrate a person's facial hair growth measured from the time they began growing it.

Typically an annual event, but can be celebrated in months or weeks for newly-bearded people.

Dylan's three-year beardaversary is Friday. That thing is huge!

by TheHairyRunner August 11, 2022

U-Beard

Lower half of a goatee in the shape of a U due to lack of proper beard growing skills.

Ben Roethlisberger has been spotted sporting a U-Beard

by Don Lars December 12, 2009