Noun; When a guy goes down on a girl that has left her tampon in for way too long and gets the tampon strong stuck in his teeth. He then proceeds to shake his head vigorously, in a panic, to free the tampon from his teeth, thus resulting in massive amounts of old black blood splattering on his face creating a "Black Beard".
In most cases a "black beard" can be avoided by recognizing the rotting odor coming from within.
Remember sniff first!
In most cases a "black beard" can be avoided by recognizing the rotting odor coming from within.
Remember sniff first!
Rex was about to go down on sara when he remembered rule #1: Sniff First. Rex avoided a "Black Beard" by the hair on his chinny chin chin.
by Patty Mayonnaise the 2nd November 29, 2011
Get the Black Beardmug. When having sex on the beach after engaging in intercourse for a while, slip yourself and stick your penis in the sand. After coating yourself nicely place yourself back into your female companion and hang on for the ride.
We were at the beach and she was hassling me so I decided to slip her the bearded shrimp while going at it.
by smeghead February 4, 2005
Get the Bearded Shrimpmug. Another name for pubes and scrotum sack, which resemble a beard being your penis as the clown with funny nose.
by dingdong diva December 17, 2010
Get the Bearded Clownmug. by Robert Hooley August 22, 2008
Get the Bearded Hooleymug. When a female puts her chin and mouth in a pool of cum and it resembles a beard.
It is recommended that she licks it off her own face and swallows, spitting is for losers.
It is recommended that she licks it off her own face and swallows, spitting is for losers.
I gave my hoe a bubble beard and she licked it off!
My girlfriend gave herself a bubble beard with my cum! Joker!
My girlfriend gave herself a bubble beard with my cum! Joker!
by Kempo May 5, 2006
Get the Bubble Beardmug. A character in rainbow six siege that has a shield on their gun and is a big fucking loser with no life
by 0259 October 17, 2020
Get the Black Beardmug. 