Bearded Shrimp

When having sex on the beach after engaging in intercourse for a while, slip yourself and stick your penis in the sand. After coating yourself nicely place yourself back into your female companion and hang on for the ride.
We were at the beach and she was hassling me so I decided to slip her the bearded shrimp while going at it.
by smeghead February 04, 2005
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Black Beard

Noun; When a guy goes down on a girl that has left her tampon in for way too long and gets the tampon strong stuck in his teeth. He then proceeds to shake his head vigorously, in a panic, to free the tampon from his teeth, thus resulting in massive amounts of old black blood splattering on his face creating a "Black Beard".
In most cases a "black beard" can be avoided by recognizing the rotting odor coming from within.
Remember sniff first!
Rex was about to go down on sara when he remembered rule #1: Sniff First. Rex avoided a "Black Beard" by the hair on his chinny chin chin.
by Patty Mayonnaise the 2nd November 29, 2011
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Bearded Hooley

To rub someones genital area with your beard.
Robert: Man my beard is totally yuck today, i gave some girl a Bearded Hooley last night.
by Robert Hooley July 27, 2008
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Bearded Clown

Another name for pubes and scrotum sack, which resemble a beard being your penis as the clown with funny nose.
by dingdong diva December 15, 2010
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Bubble Beard

When a female puts her chin and mouth in a pool of cum and it resembles a beard.

It is recommended that she licks it off her own face and swallows, spitting is for losers.
I gave my hoe a bubble beard and she licked it off!

My girlfriend gave herself a bubble beard with my cum! Joker!
by Kempo April 24, 2006
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bearded sax

The instrument that is played by a groupie who is trying to become a "member" of the band.
After the show, this chick had a great tryout playing my BEARDED SAX backstage.
by LCRC July 21, 2008
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Graham Beard

1. The short, uneven beard found on many high school males who are in desperate need of a shave or do not own a razor.
"I could never kiss a guy with a Graham Beard; my mouth would get full of hair if we kissed."
by Smar Uyed April 20, 2010
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