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Times Square

When a male squats over his sleeping partner with a flashlight shining on his balls. He then tickles her face until her eyes open. When they do he starts counting down like NYE on New Years while lowering his balls closer to her face. When his balls land on her face he screams "Happy New Year!"
I was feeling festive last night and gave Karen a Times Square while she was sleeping.
by Bworum November 14, 2011
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Red Square

Red Sqaure is a premix alcoholic drink with caffine and vodka (this is the basic ingredients) There are different Red Squares. The basic Red Sqaure is Red Square: Reloaded, aka the vodka + caffine. Red Sqaure: Irn Bru. Hey I can't make a list of them :) IT would be too long.
Step 1:Drink about 20-30 of them
Step 2:Make sure you get laid
Step 3:You better find a condom on the floor or you're in deep shit.
by HarryPothead February 9, 2003
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hip... to be a square

a popular activity on the popular kids show seseme street... with squares jumping around (orange squares) telling each other how HIP they are.
"you're so hip... to be a square"
by Juivemaster September 21, 2004
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square up

To settle a bill or debt. Square refers to the honesty of the deal, and up is the action of payment or performing the task.

To tighten the connections or correct the angles in a construction project, since squares are made of right angles at exactly ninety degrees, which is the majority of building connections and materials.

To confirm plans and reservations, straighten, or organize.
"When I come by tomorrow, I'll square up with you on the loan you gave me."

"If this drywall's gonna hang right, you better square up that door frame."

"I got my vacation all squared up."

"It's supposed to be in the seventies this weekend, so I'm gonna get the lawn squared up."
by Coell April 17, 2006
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Square Dance

4 Way Dutch Rudder. Much like Russian Roulette.... somebody will get shot.
Grab your partner by the hand while listening to Starland Vocal Band. Square dance!
by Dr. Dutch February 1, 2009
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sweetness squared

Also seen as (sweetness)^2. Commonly used to describe anything of kick-ass magnitude or greater. It's strength lays in its versatility, ex: That is (sweetness)^3 --sweetness cubed, or You suck, your (sweetness)^-1 --the reciprocal of sweetness, call someone that and they will run back to mommy like a baby not yet weaned off the tit.
(sweetness)^n
where sweetness is something of much sweet, and 'n' is any rational number.
by Jfizzy May 31, 2003
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Whore Square

The act of posting or "checking-in" in the popular social network Four Square at a annoying rate..... From time to time is OK, but not 29 fucking times in a single day. or making up fake venues, just so you can have more mayor-ships or get some retarded badge. It fills up your facebook and twitter feed and people stop being your friend.
Stop Checking in..... we are driving down the fucking road, that shit doesn't even count...... your really Whore Square - ing it up. foursquare facebook twitter
by Rockumus N9ne September 26, 2011
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