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Alpha as fuck

- Saying something is awesome
- saying that you are awesome
Dude, that car is Alpha as fuck

I'm so fucking Alpha

He is Alpha as fuck
by Jabalab May 25, 2011
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Alpha male

Complete dickhead who steals your girls, brags, cheats in games.

everyone treats them like a god

always in best position in games cos he cheats

usually spoiled rotten so they can show off their stuff to everyone.

lot of the time a jerk.

EVERYONE AGREES WITH HIM
Alpha Male: im not out the spinner didnt land on me.

Everyone: yeah it totally landed there (even tho they know hes out
by ih8schoolsomuch February 3, 2012
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Alpha-male

1) noun Top Dog
2) verb To bend somone over and hump the crap out of them while screaming, "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE!" . (usually with clothes on, unless.... you get lucky. wink)
3) verb For a guy half-nelsons another guy and proceedes to hump vigorously while screaming "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE!"
1) Sammy is the Alpha-male.
2) Taylor bent Sammy over a table, alpha-maled him, and yelled, "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE."
3) Sammy turned around and got Taylor into a half-nelson, failed, and was alpha-maled by Taylor who screamed, "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE" ... again. ugh
by Sammy & Taylor & Theatre Dep February 13, 2008
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alpha centari

The brightest star in the sky.
Wow, did you see alpha centari last night
by JohnLuke Picard March 8, 2009
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Alpha Female

An ineffective euphemism for 'slut' which nobody uses anyway. Another definition is "whore."

Alpha Female fails as a term of reference because its definitions are always one syllable words, e.g. hoe.
A: I really hate Jane, she is such a slut.
B: That's politically incorrect. You have to call her 'alpha female.'
by londonsufist September 4, 2015
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Alpha Male

The sign of signifigance in human beings, particulary highschool students.
"Bernard is so talented at everything, he is teh alpha male"
"i own you, im the alpha male"
by vinmastah November 16, 2005
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alpha bus

Another name for shortbus or short bus.

Not specifically meant for taking the "mentally-challenged" to and from school, but this has become the stereotype.
Ha ha! Jeff has to ride the alpha bus to school. What a retard.
by A to the P January 11, 2007
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