Bagel Jizz

when the cream cheese from the bagel you are eating gets in the corners of your mouth

co-worker: "You got some bagel jizz on your face"

by kopask January 18, 2015

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Bagel sweats

After having a large, filling bagel, you feel so full and out of shape that you start to reevaluate your breakfast choice.

*leaving a bakery*
Jackson: Holy crap do I have the bagel sweats. Crank the A/C!

by Emleh June 5, 2015

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Baelicious

What snobby bitches say when they see hawt dudes...

(LaFawnduh) Oh my god Becky look at his butt
(Becky) OMFG so baelicious!!!!!!

by Am1374 <3 July 18, 2016

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Bagel breakfast

When a group of businessmen get together under the guise of a "business breakfast" but in reality, they're actually just there to eat each other's booties like groceries.

"Hey man, you ready for the annual company bagel breakfast tomorrow?"

"Yeah man, I've been cleaning my bunghole nice and thoroughly just for the occasion."

by fantasticmcsplooge October 19, 2016

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