Barnes (London, SW13)

A cesspool of depravity, poisoning the Thames. Notorious for anal pioneers, fetish freaks and a sickening stench of melted dildos
Billy: Oh no, I’ve got to go through Barnes (London, SW13) on the train!

Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.
by Concerned onlooker April 21, 2024
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Alexis Barnes

Alexis Barnes is one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet. She doesn’t like to have drama but she likes to here other people’s tea. Alexis is a good and honest person, sometimes with anxiety but good friends can help her through it. Alexis will probably think she is fat but in reality she is just thicc. If you find a Alexis Barnes don’t loose her, she is one of the best friends you will ever have.
Alexis Barnes is so nice!
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He has put his plod (penis) in her lala (virgina).
Will: So, what did Joseph do last night with Mary?
Joe: He parked his car in her barn.
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Barnes

When you need to borrow £10 or a ''tenner'' from a friend.

In reference to Alan Barnes donating £10 to the woman who raised a few hundred thousand for him and then received a bill stating she had to pay somewhere around £7,000. Our young local hero Alan give her a tenner for her troubles. Top lad.
Can you help me out mate?

Yeah what is it bro?

I'm skint at the moment, can you lend me a Barnes?
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Barnes

To describe a complete moron, or a moronic action.
"This kid is Barnes'd up over there, you see what he just did?"
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Barn Door

A way to describe the shape of a forehead from the shape of their hairline. Usually, women of European descent have a hairline that outlines a barn door.
"David was amazed by that barn door."
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