Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.

1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.

by Esckabar February 4, 2021

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Bare

A word used to emphasise the excessive blood spurting out of your tip

Jake: M8 there’s bare blood spurting out of my tip right now

by Skidmark69 March 2, 2021

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Bare spurting

A phrase used to put the amount of blood pouring out of your penis into perspective.

Jake: Ayo wagwan i'm bare spurting blood way out my tip my drilla
Tom: Damn g you might wanna get that ting checked out
Jake: Nah g

by Skidmark69 March 5, 2021

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Bare Ass Cheek

cheeky, lippy, rude. straight forward rudeness

"did you hear that bare ass cheek he just gave me?"

by Glitter dick hole March 5, 2021

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barely any

how much damage a train would suffer from hitting you.

stay off the dang tracks, the train will suffer barely any damage if it hits you. you, however, will be FUBR

by yardardar April 1, 2021

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Bare-Pussed

A phrase that was originally popularized on TikTok that basically means a vagina with no underwear on, except for the fact that Bare-Pussed is a much funnier way of saying it.

Jenny: I'm literally Bare-Pussed and you expect me to GO OUT AND GET THE MAIL, DEREK?!

by Rero King of Cherries April 3, 2021

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