baking my face

The act of putting tranludient powder on refering to make up

" babe hurt up we need to go "

" hold on im baking my face "

by Alexandrea June 23, 2017

Barking abbey school boy

Someone whos bun nd butters. A lot of em tend to be gay

Barking abbey school boy lyk zain who is gay nd lyks to give boys head

by Faggerz October 17, 2019

Banking slutters

A phrase that your Norwegian friend for e.g 𝓓𝓾𝓼𝓽𝔂🌸 used as a grammar mistake but your friend e.g Mycah found it funny because slutters sounds like sluts lol.

Det ringer inn og banking slutters. «Det er trygt nå» hvisker jeg til meg selv for å roe meg ned. Jeg åpner døra. Jeg skulle gå til klasserommet men jeg stoppet opp etter å ha gått bare en halv meter fra doen. Noen er bak meg. Jeg snur meg sakte og gruer meg til hvem jeg kommer til å se. Det er han. Jeg prøver å løpe til klasserommet for å få hjelp, men det er for sent. Han tar tak i meg og slo meg ut. Jeg skulle ønske jeg var våken til å si unnskyld til han. Jeg ville byttet plass med henne om jeg kunne. Jeg ville ha dødd for at hun skulle komme tilbake. Jeg skulle adri ha drept lillesøsteren hans.

by hanasong December 3, 2022

phallus booking

phallus booking: the act of shutting a penis in the center pages of a very large hardbacked book with considerable force.

(pronounced FALus booking)

feminin: I phallus booked my boyfriend last night, he was cheeting on me.

masculin: phallus booking hurts man.

by oh silly one. March 29, 2010

Tweet booking

Updating your status on facebook with your every activity several times a day, annoying the shit out of your friends.

Going to the grocery store", "At practice, text it" "Tired of all the people tweet booking, tweeting is for Twitter, NOT Facebook"

by Annoyed Facebooker September 26, 2010

succulent basking

any rottweiler who insists on messing his business on the Mayor's shoes.

this little pissy puppy shits every goddamn day at the same time when the mayor comes to my house to court my 13 year old daughter. Inevitable the puckered pooch knows shit when she sees it and darts out of the house and lands perfectly a beautiful turd sort of liquidy succulent basking that never fails to hit the target. The mayor is such a fucking prick and child molester he keeps coming over because my mom is a whore and cannot pass by an offer of security that never arrives.

by Bukos-Bukos Gardenia September 21, 2011

the barking seal

The choking sound one makes when they are giving a blowjob and the other persons pubes get caught in their braces (n.)

That bitch did the barking seal when she got the fuzzy train tracks.

by That white kid tho December 4, 2013