Awkward turtle 

The appearance of micropenis on an especially obese male. It looks like a turtle that is too socially awkward to come out of its shell.

I saw an awkward turtle in the locker room. Made me feel a lot better about myself.

Awkward turtle by Wandering_Hammer August 1, 2021

Awkward 90 

As awkward as a pair of 90 year olds with partial dementia

Dude, I'm gonna see her after ages. Hope it won't be awkward 90.

Awkward 90 by Daayan October 13, 2021

awkward goat 

Awkward goat is basically a awkward human who owns a dog that looks like a goat. There is a whole cult of awkward goats on the gram. And mama goat of the cult is Divija bhasin. All hail the mama goat!

Mann, that chick was a total awkward goat.

awkward goat by Sanjumehta November 26, 2021

Awkward Ass 

Name Charlie Chaplin called a brick thrower.

Brick Thrower: *throws bricks*
Charlie Chaplin: Awkward Ass.

Awkward Ass by niggadreww September 8, 2006

awkward hug 

When hugging a girl and she leans her cheek into your face expecting to have it kissed, but insted you just give the hug.

She gave me a wierd look after that awkward hug.

awkward hug by jamaldbestt November 5, 2008

awkward turtle 

(adj) The term "akward turtle" was created in Bronxville, NY and spread quickly all around Westchester, and probably exists in different areas around the United States. Awkward Turtle refers to a turtle on it's back, a situation most commonly known to turtles as akward, thus, akward turtle. There is also a hand motion for the "akward turtle...that being the right hand over the left hand with palms facing up, with your pinky and thumb fingers moving about, as if the turtle was trying to get up..

Oh my god So I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphilis...it was mad awkward turtle

awkward turtle by imtheman May 22, 2006

awkward snowsuit 

level 3 in the "Levels of Awkward". Snowsuits (for those who have not worn them) are MUCH more awkard than mittens or turtles. you practically are prohibited from normal movement. your arms tend to not be able to come down all the way at your sides, and you tend to have to waddle, swaying back and forth, much like a penguin.

person 1: i grabbed my friends' toe from under the stall in the bathroom...only...it turned out not to be my friend...or their toe.

person 2: that's SO awkward snowsuit!

awkward snowsuit by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007