smarter than the average bare

Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.

I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.

by QuacksO May 20, 2021

Bigger than average

Gigantic

Steve's head is bigger than average

by Rob74 June 24, 2021

batting above her average

Look at her batting above her average. That Josh sure is cute and nicer then the other others shes dated. To date someone better.

Wow she sure is batting above her average. Josh is a heaps better pick compared to her previous boyfriends.

by Batting above her average December 12, 2022

As useful as the average politician

Used to describe how useless something or someone is

A lot of the regulatory bodies meant to protect consumers are as useful as the average politician.

by Kofi_essil July 21, 2024

The law of averaging 6s

When a group of attractive people are placed in a group their attractiveness gets diluted since their differentiating features get compared to other. It is the "Cheerleader Effect" but in reverse.

They are a 10/10 alone but a perfect 6/10 around other attractive people.

Johnny : Yo Vinny this hot chick don't look so hot anymore standing in this beauty pageant!

Vinny : Nah... its The law of averaging 6s. None of these bitches look as hot unless you got them alone!

by Luis J Gomez March 24, 2026

smarter than the average Behr

A better painter than ya typically find among novice color-appliers.

I don't claim to be "smarter than the average Behr", but I do always try to work carefully and neatly.

by QuacksO July 16, 2025

better than the average bare

What a supposedly-above-average stripper or nudist-camp member claims to be.

Folks who are covered in tattoos may view themselves as being "better than the average bare", but if a fellow human is gonna "drop it all for me", I would much prefer just a "pian 'n' natural look" in the skin-department.

by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025