by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022
Get the Auto-Dutch ovenmug. Was texting my girlfriend and instead of telling her "I love the way your booty looks in the moonlight."
Auto-correct told her: "Your booty is as blooming big as the moon."
My Auto-correct just Auto-Correctaled me.
Auto-correct told her: "Your booty is as blooming big as the moon."
My Auto-correct just Auto-Correctaled me.
by AnotherAlias January 16, 2019
Get the Auto-Correctaledmug. An serious illness characterized by the inability to resist the allure of motor vehicles, whether it's buying more cars than you need, needlessly driving/riding in them for extended periods of time, tinkering/upgrading them unnecessarily, etc.
Tim The Tool-man couldn't resist driving his wife's antique Austin-Healey sports car even though she'd expressly forbidden him to touch it. He admits that he has auto-immune disorder --- he's thinking of checking into the Henry Ford Clinic. :P
by QuacksO July 19, 2018
Get the auto-immune disordermug. When you are jerking off and before you nut you light your pubic hairs on fire. Then proceed to nut and put out the flames then grab a hand held mirror and yell "I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN".
Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Yo bro you tryna hang out tonight?
Guy 1: Nah I'm gonna be busy.
Guy 2: With what?
Guy 1: Oh just some auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: IT'S THE BEST MAN!
Guy 2: Yo bro you tryna hang out tonight?
Guy 1: Nah I'm gonna be busy.
Guy 2: With what?
Guy 1: Oh just some auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: IT'S THE BEST MAN!
by Chute Mi Plez November 9, 2020
Get the Auto Erotic Charizardationmug. 
by Jkshhajqjhe March 28, 2020
Get the Auto-Erectmug. A nasty knee-jerk attitude, particularly displayed by a woman. On autopilot, but with a bitchy attitude.
She was late to lunch and stuck me with the check so I thought she was calling to apologize, but when I called her back she was on auto-cunt.
by little troll November 30, 2009
Get the auto-cuntmug.