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can of soda

Can of soda is a sex posi- no I'm not gonna do that anyway a can of soda is a metal container normally in the shape of a cylinder with curves at the top and bottom and the top of the cylinder there is a piece of metal with holes in it called a tab that's use is for you to push it to get the flavoured carbonated water inside the cylinder also the cylinder can come in tons of different shapes and colours but drinking tons of cans of soda normally is not good for you and can cause tooth decay because normal sodas have tons of sugars and terrible stuff for you body besides tooth decay but if you don't drink a lot a can of soda is a great treat!
I have cheat days in my diet so I drank a can of soda.
by I'm stupid July 9, 2022
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febreeze can

When you’re fucking anal and your penis gets enlarged by the gas of your partners’ fart
Alyssa told me to put it in her ass, next thing i know my penis was so swollen it looked like a febreeze can
by Colton R April 22, 2018
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Douche Can

The receptacle in which douche bags are thrown. Usually used when referring to somebody that has committed an unusually major douchey act.
When finding your car has had the mirror ripped off and no note, you may exclaim 'Dude, some douche can hit my car!'
by smooter March 6, 2009
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glamour cans

Yet another term for fake boobies.

...and by fake boobies, we mean unreal tatta's.
...and by unreal tatta's we mean counterfeit jugs.
...and by counterfeit jugs
"Who does she think she's fool'n with them glamour cans? Everyone knows them titties aint real!"

"Ever since Karen bought herself a perky new set of glamour cans, she's noticed that her popularity among the male staff members has skyrocketed."
by The Original Pez June 24, 2008
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Can Mir

A Good Dude, very kind, pernounced (Jan-Meer)
this guy is a total can mir
by Thebaseballdude January 12, 2022
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it can ride

that milkshake wasn’t the best but it can ride.
by queen jace July 13, 2020
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dog can

The obscenely strong, horrible tasting extra-strong beer brewed by Faxe and sold in one litre cans.

Called so because it has caused otherwise sensible individuals to cycle into stationary dogs.
Brett downed two dog cans last night and mowed down a pooch.
by pancakesforbreakfast July 24, 2010
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