Lazy anus

The anus of a person with constipation

Carl: After eating that taco i've got a lazy anus
Frank: *shudder*

by Westers March 19, 2010

Batty Anus

The word derives from the depths of Wantage, UK

To be a Batty Anus is to be a homosexual. With the words 'Batty' (referred frequently as homosexual) and 'anus' it gives the impression that the receiver of this word is gay

Also used as a general insult

"some batty anus tried to kiss me the other day"

"you are such a batty anus!"

by Wagwan89 August 29, 2012

anus slime

After you've had a shit, and theres some residue left on your ass. This isn't the regular kind of shit on your ass, however, as it is especially common after diarrhoea; making it sticky and hard to get rid of. In general, anus slime isn't pleasant.

Oh, Shit! I have some anus slime on my ass!

by Black Nibb August 19, 2017

anus sucker

someone that enjoys sucking on a mans anus and is clearly addicted

stop being an anus sucker and let me suck on it

by Crystal April 15, 2005

anus weed

1. (noun)- one who has grown out of an anus

2. (noun)- one who acts as if they have grown out of an anus

Joe: "Yo, ever since John got hit by that dim gnome rider, he has been acting like such an anus weed"

Jameel: "Word"

by benny illsman March 29, 2005

Bleeding Anus

My friend Derek.He realized he bleeds out his anus every time he does e. He had been doing it for half a year.

Derek... Is an idiot.

by Insurmountable Jackass January 6, 2005

anus gravy

The mixture of feces and semen found in the anus after anal sex.

Matthew enjoyed Terry's anus gravy with a straw, it tasted just like chicken.

by The Amazing Blue September 15, 2010