anal crusader

A practicing butt pirate

Kenny is the gayest anal crusader ever!!!!

by butthead December 30, 2005

Anal Sex

When you're playing tennis and you realize it isn't tennis.

"Wait this isn't tennis... This is anal sex!"

by SkinnyBenis6969 June 11, 2018

anal sex

The ultimate form of birth control.

And much cheaper than condoms.

by RIntellect July 31, 2005

Anal Droppings

Anything that falls out of your asshole.

John: Woah! Look at these anal droppings right next to McDonalds!
Jane: Wow, look there is a fork and 33 cents covered in poo poo.
John: Let's take it.

by Daizle Baizzle July 17, 2009

The Anal Avenger

A brave man who avenge anals

Guy 1. Man I got ass fuct by my boss.
Guy 2. You shuld call the Anal Avenger, he can help you.

by Derpodeus the third November 04, 2012

Anal Aardvarks

A sex game played between two or more people when the "Aardvark" grunts while licking the others anus while flicking their tongue in an "aardvark-like" motion.

Andrew: "Hey Carly, wanna play Anal Aardvarks?"

Carly: "Like, OMG! I love anal aardvarks!!! I was just about to ask you the same thing!!!"

Andrew: "Snaaaaaaaaaaake, Imma snaaaaaake. Imma slippery, slithery, sneaky aardvark snaaaaaaaaaaake"

Carly: "Shutup and aardvark me now!"

by MikeyG4753 July 04, 2013

Anal Toeing

The subtle art of placing ones crusty toes up the anus of a partner or themselves (usually a gymnast)

“Hey Bella come finger me”
“No Myla you’re too far away from my hands let’s try anal toeing it’s more convenient”

by blackthefckup June 17, 2018