joel allen

A tiny man that is very small and silly and says dumb things like "is he breathing or not" to a dead body

That man is a Joel Allen he's 1ft 5 and keeps saying "is he breathing or not"

Dave : hi
Steven: you're such a joel Allen
Dave:starts crying

by HEY WAHST February 13, 2019

lauren allen

Lauren is the girl everyone needs as a friend. She’s supportive when you need her to be supportive but gives you space when you need to clear your mind. The kindest soul. 10/10 best sarcastic comments in history.

Lauren Allen is a savage.

by Stella615 February 15, 2019

Micah Allen

Micah Allen. God himself. Is a total badass and has total clout. Almost as much as Rob Wnukowski. Used to describe a person, object, action, etc. that is badass. He gets all bitches and money. You DO. NOT. want to mess with Micah Allen.

“Guys we got a Micah Allen over here”
“That was sooo Micah Allen”

by MicahAllenLover2010 October 1, 2018

Tyson Allen

The Wild Tyson Allen is the most not-Swollest in the known universe . He eats like a Boar, and can't do a push-up to save his life. Every day he eats the exact same thing, and makes sure everyone can smell his beef, and beans. Powers include: Being able to not fit in a single door, and constantly smelling like farts. If encounter his wild animal proceed with caution. He will eat anything that is in a 100 meter radius. I caution you to walk slowly away, although he will never in a million years catch you because he's slow, and very top heavy. Combat suggestions would be to push him slightly as he would fall down, and won't have the core strength to get up. This creature will struggle to death. Be advised he is constantly farting, and the fatality is enough to kill everything in a one mile area. He the reason for the death of my home planet, and he doesn't even have infinite stones. Thanos watch out this is a force not to be provoked.

"Your such a Tyson Allen"
"what's that smell"

by Kill The Queen-Penticton June 7, 2018

Black George Allen

the first black private citizen (Jordan Thomas Cooper) that was followed by a staffer for George Allen (a Washington Redskins Owner, Virginia Governor, UVA Student-Athlete, and US Senator) on LinkedIn.

The Black George Allen (Jordan Thomas Cooper) was the most historical person in the world according to intel agencies.

by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018

grant allen dorland

a sometimes annoying guy with dark brown hair and blue eyes.

"did you hear what Grant allen dorland did ?"
"Yeah ! He ate a cherry pie"

by cherrry pie June 11, 2018

Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.

"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"

by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022