Alcohol Enthusiast

Essentially an alcoholic in denial

Common traits of an alcohol enthusiast :

1. They deny they are an alcoholic

2. They say they have “complete” control over their desire to drink

3. They have a specific time to drink: for example, only ONE drink a night or ONLY on the weekends

4. They say they “ appreciate”, “ enjoy”, and

“ savor” the taste of alcohol

5. They have a specific cabinet, fridge, or entire room dedicated to storing their alcoholic stash

6. They become agitated and crap or urine their pants when they are unable to drink during their dedicated drinking time

Ex: “ oh I’m not an alcoholic. I’m an alcohol enthusiast. There’s a big difference”

by Marshmelliesoup May 10, 2021

Alcoholic

A narcistic asshole, who never takes the blam only gives.

Wow you never stop drinking do you? You're a Alcoholic

by PePeHaNd'S November 29, 2019

refined alcohol

A portable tabletop alcohol appliance that instantly refines the savoriness of wine and spirits without diluting the alcohol, or compromising the ABV. Refined alcohol makes inexpensive wines or spirits taste like top-shelf.

"I refined alcohol using a new barware appliance to reduce the burn and smooth the finish. It was a superior drinking experience."

"Why settle for mediocrity when you can make every tasting session extraordinary by refining your alcohol and experience"

by Collide Refining Tower October 20, 2023

alcohol

Something my parents drink whenever they take out ice off the freezer

Hey Darling, I'm going off to buy some *Insert Alcohol Product Name* for tonight Jesse and Jake are coming here tonight

by BaconInspect April 30, 2022

Bi-Polar Alcoholic

Someone who's mood and behavior changes constantly depending on how many drinks they've had.

At the beginning of the party I noticed and nice and beautiful girl, by the end of the party she was more like a belligerent devil because she's a bi-polar alcoholic.

by KrazyKracker76 July 26, 2017

abolish alcohol august

Abolish august alcohol is the ultimate challange for alcoholics and eastern europeans
Rules:No alcohol its simple

Plecase dad just stop drinking

Is that russian guy in abolish alcohol august?

by Ani gucci November 7, 2018

Alcoholic Baptism

A ritual of drinking Alcohol while claiming it is being used to Baptize oneself during prohibition in America , which is becoming popular again in Teenagers who use it as an excuse to drink when their Parents don't allow drinking.

Dylan D'mallu is the leader of the new Alcoholic Baptism Campaign

by Yoloswagster May 20, 2014