Essentially an alcoholic in denial
Common traits of an alcohol enthusiast :
1. They deny they are an alcoholic
2. They say they have “complete” control over their desire to drink
3. They have a specific time to drink: for example, only ONE drink a night or ONLY on the weekends
4. They say they “ appreciate”, “ enjoy”, and
“ savor” the taste of alcohol
5. They have a specific cabinet, fridge, or entire room dedicated to storing their alcoholic stash
6. They become agitated and crap or urine their pants when they are unable to drink during their dedicated drinking time
Common traits of an alcohol enthusiast :
1. They deny they are an alcoholic
2. They say they have “complete” control over their desire to drink
3. They have a specific time to drink: for example, only ONE drink a night or ONLY on the weekends
4. They say they “ appreciate”, “ enjoy”, and
“ savor” the taste of alcohol
5. They have a specific cabinet, fridge, or entire room dedicated to storing their alcoholic stash
6. They become agitated and crap or urine their pants when they are unable to drink during their dedicated drinking time
by Marshmelliesoup May 10, 2021

by PePeHaNd'S November 29, 2019

A portable tabletop alcohol appliance that instantly refines the savoriness of wine and spirits without diluting the alcohol, or compromising the ABV. Refined alcohol makes inexpensive wines or spirits taste like top-shelf.
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by Collide Refining Tower October 20, 2023

Hey Darling, I'm going off to buy some *Insert Alcohol Product Name* for tonight Jesse and Jake are coming here tonight
by BaconInspect April 30, 2022

At the beginning of the party I noticed and nice and beautiful girl, by the end of the party she was more like a belligerent devil because she's a bi-polar alcoholic.
by KrazyKracker76 July 26, 2017

Abolish august alcohol is the ultimate challange for alcoholics and eastern europeans
Rules:No alcohol its simple
Plecase dad just stop drinking
Rules:No alcohol its simple
Plecase dad just stop drinking
by Ani gucci November 7, 2018

A ritual of drinking Alcohol while claiming it is being used to Baptize oneself during prohibition in America , which is becoming popular again in Teenagers who use it as an excuse to drink when their Parents don't allow drinking.
by Yoloswagster May 20, 2014
