Alan

A fucking retard that likes to mess around with radios and blow shit up
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My CAS coordinate who has Most of us feel sad, lonely, or depressed at times. It's a normal reaction to loss, life's struggles, or injured self-esteem. But when these feelings become overwhelming, cause physical symptoms, and last for long periods of time, they can keep you from leading a normal, active life.

That's when it's time to seek medical help.

Your regular doctor is a good place to start. They can test you for depression and help manage your symptoms. If your depression goes untreated, it may get worse and last for months, even years. It can cause pain and possibly lead to suicide, as it does for about 1 of every 10 people with depression.

Recognizing the symptoms is key. Unfortunately, about half the people who have depression never get it diagnosed or treated.

Symptoms
They can include:

Trouble concentrating, remembering details, and making decisions
Fatigue
Feelings of guilt, worthlessness, and helplessness
Pessimism and hopelessness
Insomnia, early-morning wakefulness, or sleeping too much
Irritability
Restlessness
Loss of interest in things once pleasurable, including sex
Overeating, or appetite loss
Aches, pains, headaches, or cramps that won't go away
Digestive problems that don't get better, even with treatment
Persistent sad, anxious, or "empty" feelings
Suicidal thoughts or attempts
Alan want to kill himself because of depression.
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Alan

Alan is a master Jedi, he is untouchable, his weakness is female gamers
Alan is an absolute unit, no one dares mess with Alan
I’m feeling like Alan today, no one can stop me.
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Alan

A mexican man who has sex with a white man
"Have you heard about Jorge"

"Yeah, I heard he's an Alan now"
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The hottest and sweetest guy ever, but he doesn’t know that cause he’s so shy. Usually has so many girls around him who wanna be with him, but he ends up not realizing it.
“who’s that hot guy on that has all those girls following him?”

“that’s alan! he has no clue why they’re following him”
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Alan

literally the hottest motherfucker you will ever meet. he is so so sweet and he’s really good at giving head. alan’s often have a lot of girls who want them but usually have no idea cause they tend to be very shy and insecure.
“who’s that guy with all the girls around him?”

“that’s alan, he has no clue how much pussy he could be getting 😩”
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Nunca se emborrachen con el es el amigo que termina muy borracho y se olvida de quién era, es divertido, carismático aunque también es algo mentiroso. Le cuesta decir las cosas tiene un súper caparazón y nunca se deja ver cómo realmente es. ¡Ánimo Alan puedes ser tu mismo!
Es Alan el chico que estaba ebrio en la anterior fiesta
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