Sarasota Military Academy

A school that encourages kids to act like dicks and tell other people what to do. Also encourages small mindedness and promotes heavy-handed solutions to problems. Effectivly summed up as ridiculous, it would really be funny were it not so sad.

I went to Sarasota Military Academy, but I don't tell anyone becuase I'm ashamed.

by Jackeshamonesha July 11, 2009

Woodlands Academy of the Sacred Heart

It is an all girls school for HIGHLY intelligent girls. They are not lesbians. When a boy is in their presence, they actually freak out and immediately fall in love because the are never around them. If you walk into their school, you might see their hair messy, no make-up, smelly breathe and hairy legs. This is because their is no one for them to impress, unless they have a thing for their male teacher..

Wow, I just proposed to a smart, beautiful, Woodlands Academy of the Sacred Heart girl.

by AllGirlsSchool1990 March 13, 2010

Collegiate Academy

One of the utmost respected high schools in America and has been named the #2 high school in PA for many years. It is known for it's extreme nerdom and it's ASL team who are considered the elites of the school by the administrators, but in reality no one really cares about them.

Billy: Hey Tommy i just got accepted to Collegiate Academy!
Tommy: That's great, you just proved you are a nerd.
Billy: Well at least i won't end up working at Taco Bell for the rest of my life like the central kids.
Tommy: That's true.

by CA nerd February 12, 2009

Holy Names Academy

1. A Catholic all-girls school in Seattle, Washington. One of the most prestigious and academically rounded schools in the Northwest. The stereo type is that we're all a whole bunch of nerdy lezbos that are afraid of dudes.
2. The truth is, we're all a bunch of sexually deprived boy-crazy bitches who will do ANYTHING with ANYONE. Although there are some of us who resent both of these stereotypes don't fit in to either categories and are actually normal.

1. Look at that dude reading Hamlet in the corner. OH WAIT, that's a chick. She must be from Holy Names Academy.

2. Dude, I totally banged Samantha last night. I was kinda off my game at first, but then I realized it didn't matter because she was from Holy Names, and she'd do anything with me no matter how off I was.

by BraceFace99 January 8, 2009

The Academy of Notre Dame

The Academy of Notre Dame, an all girls, private, Catholic high school in Villanova. The girls are incredibly hot and know it. They all drive the cars their daddy's bought them while blasting techno and rap music. They wear extremely short skirts, aka their uniforms, and have their Polo or Lacoste collars up at all times, they are very big fans of the crewneck sweatshirt. Don’t be fooled by the innocent sweater wrapped around their shoulders, these girls like to party and always have stories. They are keen on keeping the good girl image but for ulterior motives, get behind the cable knit, these girls are crazy. They are all tan, 90% of them naturally from being well traveled- not fake-bakers like Villa, they also like to show their tans off by wearing little clothes, regardless of the season, in a blizzard these girls will wear a mini skirt, they are mostly all blonde too. They spend their summers in Avalon at their families shore houses. They rack up a nice bill at their country club of choice signing their daddy’s name and number. These girls like to eat but somehow are skinny and maintain a low number of girls with eating disorders, compared to other all-girls schools on the Main Line. They are the ultimate Main Line Catholic schoolgirls. They are also down for and known to please...everyone. However there are some girls that are weird and not very pretty, but you can't judge them all on that, because most are absolutely smoking. They all are well dressed and do this by charging everything to mommy and daddy. They only shop at small “boutiques” on Lancaster Ave. and feel that they are 100% exclusive. Most will grow up to be well bred Main Line moms, who play tennis at the club, please their husbands and drive an SUV, so get ‘em while they’re hot because their appearance will outlast the other girls on the main line.

"Do you like this?"
"Yeah that's hot."

by GlazI409 March 8, 2005

Nazareth Academy Preparatory School

A Prep School in Northeast Philly filled with the ghettoest fabulous of girls to the richest of girls. Sporting a sexy one piece-jumper, hot knee socks, and ridiculously good looking sattle shoes as their signature outfit, these girls come from all over Philadelphia, from the city to the suburbs. Commonly referred to as, "NAZ," with the badass mascot of a fighting panda, we top those Villa girls... I mean what kind of mascot is a GEM? Run by orthodox nuns, who do not have any ankles, Nazareth truly earns it spot as being a "Northeast" school. E-A-G-L-E-S

Nazareth Academy High School....having more fun that you since 1928.
And having alot more fun than Villa or Basils.

by CDurk, JCars May 5, 2005

Fontbonne Academy

Fontbonne Academy is a small, private Roman Catholic college preparatory High School for girls, located in Milton, Massachusetts, USA. It is located in the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Boston. It was started in 1954 by the Sisters of St. Joseph. The school was fully accredited in 1959 by the New England Association of Secondary Schools and Colleges. Accreditation has been consistently renewed for ten-year periods.

Enrollment has multiplied from 97 students in 1954 to more than 620 in 2004. The student body is drawn from more than 60 different cities and towns throughout the Greater Boston area. Supported by a challenging curriculum,a two-building campus with state-of-the-art science, technology and language labs, and a first-class faculty and staff, 99% of last year’s graduating class went on to college.

The Academy is named for Mother Saint John Fontbonne. The Congregation of Saint Joseph was disbanded during the French Revolution and was re-established in 1807 by Mother Saint John Fontbonne in Lyons, Frances.

* 99% of graduates go to 4-year colleges.
* 7 AP Courses: Art portfolio, Biology, Calculus, English, French, Spanish, and U.S. history.
* Foreign language(s) taught: French, Latin and Spanish. (2 credits of one language are required for graduation)
* Students are required to complete one hundred hours (25 hours per year) of service outside of school to fulfill graduation requirements
* Standardized tests used to evaluate applicants: HSPT (High School Placement Test)

Athletic program

* Basketball
* Cheerleading
* Cross Country Track
* Ice Hockey
* Indoor Track and Field
* Golf
* Skiing
* Soccer
* Softball
* Spring Track
* Step Team
* Swimming
* Tennis
* Volleyball
* Intramural Sports: Basketball, Flag Football and Lacrosse

Activities

* Anime Club
* Association for Diversity in Action (ADA)
* Best Buddies
* Campus Ministry
* Communiqué Club
* Computer Club
* Choir
* Equestrian Club
* Fontbonne Ambassadors
* FBA Tymez: The Fontbonne Academy School Newspaper
* Fountainettes Dance Club
* Game Club
* Good Fountain Drama Production
* Gospel Choir
* International Club
* Instrumental Ensemble
* Jazz Choir
* Liturgical Dance
* Model UN
* National French Honor Society
* National Honor Society
* National Spanish Honor Society
* Peer Education
* Peer Ministry
* Robotics Club
* S.A.D.D.
* Select Chorus
* Service Club (Campus Ministry)
* Student Council
* Stylus Literary Magazine
* Wellspring
* Yearbook
* Track

Alma Mater

We come seeking living waters
Of wisdom and of grace.
We are searching for deep draughts of knowledge,
Ideals to embrace.
Come let us sing.
We have found the good fountain,
Rich and clear are her streams,
Enhancing us with her beauty,
Giving life to our dreams.
Through our veins flows the truth she is teaching,
Truth that we now may give.
No land is too far for our reaching.
In us Fontbonne shall live.
Come let us sing,
For our hearts are filled with laughter,
On our lips there is song.
We are women of courage,
By this fountain made strong.

Girl #1: I've just been accepted to Fontbonne Academy
Girl #2: You must be so excited!

by illneversay January 11, 2009