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God
Dogs are God
Cats are fucking werid
PRAISE THE HOLY DOG
by BEAN BOIIIII October 15, 2020
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by None of ya dam business December 28, 2018
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Person1: Look at that fluffy ass dog! Bet he likes to eat up bitches as well as meat.
Person2: Damnit Daniel, don’t talk about our savior that way, for he is god!
by belowbasic January 27, 2019
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Food for the chinese
by china/INDIAN/ENGLISH/your dad January 21, 2019
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If you are searching ‘dog’ up on urban dictionary, I can assume a few things about you

1: you were searching up something embarrassing and quickly searched up dog as somebody walked in.

2: you were masturbating and somebody walked in, so to act normal you just searched up dog.

3: you are extremely bored

4: you are an alien from outer space and have never seen a dog in your life

5: you are a cat person and wish to find dog pictures that you can throw darts at.
“Bro, today I was searching up naked women, and my mum came up the stairs so I quickly just searched up dog! It was hilarious man”
“Haha”
by Hols9876 June 2, 2020
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not dogs

a hot dog bun without the weenie,just toppings that would normally go on a hot dog ususally created when the hot dog is removed and is nasty (overly burnt,lighter fluid taste, gray meat,etc)
had some hot dogs that were nasty the other day so i jus turned them into not dogs.
by masta dragon red April 12, 2010
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a perfect creature which will always love you and is the perfect thing to exist but sadly it's life span is an average of 13-15 human years and then will not be there for you so use those years wisely and love it when asks for love keep it well or else I WILL COME TO KILL YOU!
by guy-goay-gay January 10, 2019
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